Jake's definitions

bot

someone that spends too much time with one particular thing

"That dude is a fuckin' computer bot."

by Jake January 6, 2005

go to bed

60s/70s euphemism for "have sex"

I think I'll ask Nancii out Friday night, I want to go to bed with her.

by Jake February 11, 2004

prong

(noun) penis, cock, whang

We're friends with benefits , she comes over once a week and sits on my prong while I finger her clit.

by Jake March 24, 2004

furrow

pussy lips, cunt, pussy, snatch, slash, etc

I'd like to plow her furrow with my dick.

by Jake March 1, 2004

sleepy sex

what you give your woman using your morning glory

I woke at 4 am with a massive piss hard-on and slipped it into Nanci;she doesn't mind sleepy sex provided that you don't wake her up too much.

by Jake March 5, 2004

Rolling

When you roll a ciggarette or spliff using Rizzlas or smoking paper.

Hey man, roll me a fat one

by Jake January 22, 2005

gibbler

(Sean Connery) The clitoral region of an elderly woman. e.g. old wrinkly folds of vaginal skin

Mrs. Ellen slipped and fell on her back, lifting her dress up and exposing her gibbler to all those at the fundraiser who cared to take a gander.

by Jake November 27, 2003