Jake's definitions

D Lover

Someone who likes the dick.

You are such a D lover!

by Jake November 30, 2003

triple donkey combo

a combination of donkey hits performed in an orderly fashion of donkey kick, donkey jab, and a donkey punch to complete the sequence. this must be performed in this exact order or the combo will not be successful. bonus if listening to "get low" while doing this (donkey anthem).

i took this slut home last night from the bar and she was being kinda bitchy when i was fucking her so i pulled a triple donkey combo to shutup her up.

by jake November 30, 2003

Hazelbrook

Hazelbrook home of da best ppl inda world (west of syd)

"yea fuk da TKB or da Lawson bums Hazlebrooks betta den dem all"

by jake November 28, 2003

gibbler

(Sean Connery) The clitoral region of an elderly woman. e.g. old wrinkly folds of vaginal skin

Mrs. Ellen slipped and fell on her back, lifting her dress up and exposing her gibbler to all those at the fundraiser who cared to take a gander.

by Jake November 27, 2003

Flurkey

Flying Turkey(thrown deli meat)

Holy shit! Watch out for that flurkey!

by Jake November 24, 2003

fedi

Tha hook-up!; the scoop; a link;

I gotcha fedi my nig!

by Jake November 22, 2003

mail

sending money; other assets;

Mail me my money, man!
They wanna take my mail!

by Jake November 22, 2003