Jake's definitions

nekromonger

an ugly ass gurl that thinx she loox good..

avril lavigne is a fukin nekromonger

by jake August 19, 2004

loan shark

A sad shark all by itself.

Awww, look at the lil' loan shark.

by Jake July 24, 2004

lickety-split

to administer cunnilingus

I gave her lickety-split

by Jake February 4, 2004

thick

derogatory adjective, means not very bright (borderline to stupid)

Mary is a bit thick, she's not very smart, she couldn't get her thong on right.There are three holes and she always got one of the 2 WRONG ones around her waist.

by Jake January 30, 2004

box wine

Stereotypical drink of whites as coined by Dave Chappelle on his show "Chapelle's Show".

(in white mans voice)"Box of whine... Puts me right out..."

by jake May 13, 2005

fing da ling

Means nothing, usually a phrase to describe hyperness(example 1 below) or can be added to the end of He ho to show disapointment (example 2

1. "FING DA LA DING DA LA DING!!!"
2. " He ho...fing da ling!"

by Jake February 2, 2005

take it slow

what a woman sez she wants to do when she's reluctant to have sex with you. Same as go slow

On the second date she announced she wanted us to take it slow. Then I just KNEW that she was never going to fuck me.

by Jake February 28, 2004