Jake's definitions

glurby

a feeling that you get when tired, and your stomach feels gurgally, and you're slightly horny ;)

i felt glurby after i hot ass rammed

by Jake November 12, 2003

fundamentalrattlizationism

A professor's unique invention. It means that your set of beliefs are being challenged; your worldview is perhaps under fire and not holding up to the pressure.

If you're finding yourself disagreeing with me, you may be suffering a slight case of fundamentalrattlizationism.

by Jake June 27, 2004

ass cheek

Also known as butt cheek or gluteus maximus to some, an ass cheek is just a way to refer to the cheeks of your ass while getting to say ass.

That shit was so big that it hurt my ass cheeks on the way out.

by Jake March 5, 2005

ky warming

a variation on the original and best sexual lubricant on the planet; ky warming feels warm to the touch as soon as you spread it on human skin

my favourite intimate lubricant is ky warming; it turns warm on contact, and I can just "glide til I cried"

by Jake January 20, 2004

stag and doe

a wedding shower that includes men and both sides of the wedding couple, not just the bride; see jack and jill or jack & jill

My wife and I went to a stag and doe last Saturday for Greg and Julie who are getting married next month.

by Jake January 29, 2004

whore pile

a whole wack of work.
see also ass load, shitload, and bum load

I gotta whole whore pile of work to do this week.

by Jake February 1, 2004

landing strip

(female) cultivated pubic hair pattern where the hair on the inside of the thighs is removed, any hair near the arse (or for that matter, behind the back corner of the vagina) is removed, and hair between the leg-belly crease is removed on the abdomen leaving only a groomed rectangle running from the mid-tummy to the upper edge of the vulva; as if pointing towards her pussy, 'guiding' one towards the honey pot region

(male) quarter-inch-wide beard running the centre-line from the bottom of the lower lip to the bottom of the chin

(female): he:"Did she have a landing strip, triangle, Brazilian or was she just unkept?"

(male): she: "I came down hard on his landing strip during oral sex last night"

by Jake February 22, 2004