by Jake November 05, 2007
(noun)circular object protruding off a female's chest. Especially used for feeding babies and in foreplay.
by Jake January 18, 2004
by Jake January 07, 2005
She: "Everytime he takes me to a nice restaurant for dinner I fuck him afterwards."
He: "What's for dinner ?"
He: "What's for dinner ?"
by Jake March 08, 2004
When your roommate is asleep on his top bunk, proceed to come in with your lover and have passionate, rough butt sex with her. You pull out too fast and she shoots poo all over your chest. You are so disgusted by the fact that she pooped on you that you puke all over her back. She is, in turn, disgusted at what you have just done that she turns to yell at you and returns the puking favor. Your roommate is laughing so hard on his bed that he falls off and breaks his arm. you and your lover must take him, covered in poop, vomit, and semen, to the hospital for his injury.
by Jake March 05, 2005
Something every woman on the planet needs to do to their snatch if they expect any self respecting man to tongue it.Should start at about age 11 for the sake of cleanliness and be mandatory by age 16 for sex.
That bitch had one hairy ass cooter, someone otta buy her a razor so she can shave that bush before someone gets lost.If its good enough for the Arab women and the Muslim women, it shud be good enough for American chicks.Even trolls do it most times.
by Jake February 01, 2004
the act of farting in a car filled with people, then locking the windows, forcing the people in the car to smell your fart
(while driving, alex farts and locks the window)
Alex: HOT BOX!
Jimmy, Robert and Susan: NO! I CAN'T BREATHE!
Alex: HOT BOX!
Jimmy, Robert and Susan: NO! I CAN'T BREATHE!
by jake May 04, 2006