Definitions by Jake

homicidal aficionado

a fan of murder.

Im the homicidal aficionado.

homicidal aficionado by Jake November 18, 2003

tech 

Intratec TEC-9 9mm semi-automatic pistol. Pre-ban version could accomodate a 50 round magazine and had a threaded barrel to accept a silencer or barrel extention. It could be easily modified with "hellfire" rapid fire triggers, or full automatic mode.

imma bust a dome shot with my tech n9ne on this narc ass bitch

tech by Jake November 17, 2003

cweet

1. Not cool, not even sweet, but right in the middle.
2. Can replace the word cool or sweet in any sentence.
3. Has the properties of both words combined in order to form one word.

I can't believe it's not butter; that is so cweet!

cweet by Jake November 15, 2003

Homer Simpson 

stupid like a fox

none needed

Homer Simpson by jake November 13, 2003

glurby 

a feeling that you get when tired, and your stomach feels gurgally, and you're slightly horny ;)

i felt glurby after i hot ass rammed

glurby by Jake November 12, 2003

tastegasm

its like having an orasm with your mouth

mmmmmm, self explanitory

tastegasm by jake November 12, 2003

selekta 

a deejay who drops hot tracks. preferably on wax

"yo that track is hot, big up da selekta"

selekta by jake November 11, 2003