mercy mission

going out in response to a booty call from a fat woman
"I'm on a mercy mission, Fat Wanda just gave me a booty call, she's so horny she can't sleep, and needs some relief in the form of an injection from me."
by Jake March 24, 2004
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Dr. Firecrotch

a pereson with red pubic hair.
Hi Sam!
Hi Dr. firecrothch!
by jake August 07, 2004
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Halo

Best game in the history of mankind, with nearly perfect graphics, nearly perfect music, perfect sound effects, kind of a crappy second half in campaign mode but the first half was great, interiors are a tad repetitive and no bots but except for that, kicks ass. 9.99999999/10. 'Nuff said.
Uh....Halo I guess?
by Jake May 07, 2004
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man-meat

A man's dick, rarely used word
Nick buccola takes the man-meat without a tear shed
by Jake February 20, 2005
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cop a feel

To feel up a girl when she isn't expecting it, that is, grasp her tits or grab her in the crotch (and if a finger shud happen to enter her vagina, so much the better !!)
Best time to cop a feel is in a crowded place so you can run off and can't be found. When I went to my family reunion my 3rd cousin once removed was in a crowd and her juicy peaches were calling me, so I ran up, coped a feel and ran away to the punch table 2 aisles over. Later in the day I grabbed her crotch and my middle finger just happened to slip into her cunt.
by Jake February 19, 2004
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bonkie

I slipped the vibe (vibrator) up my bonkie.
by Jake August 24, 2005
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cock burner

a woman who fucks SO VIGOROUSLY that your penis head burns afterwards
she rode my shaft for so many thrusts that I felt like raw meat afterwards, she's such a cock burner !
by Jake March 06, 2004
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