oh snap

Oh snap! I farted so hard my asshole flew right off.
by Jake July 24, 2004
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t & a

We hired her for her t & a. The fact she has magnificent tits and a fantastic ass is immaterial to her getting the job.
by Jake February 01, 2004
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anwr

"You would think that congress would pass a law stating that Federally protected lands would be free from the oil companies..."
by Jake March 31, 2005
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cordless phone

a radio telephone with a full-duplex (i.e. transmit on one frequency band and recieve on a different frequency band, and it is always transmitting and recieving) radio, and that allows both people on the line can yell at each other at the same time.

people think cordless phones cannot be listened to, but since it uses radio waves to be 'cordless', then anyone with a scanning reciever on the MOBILE (this is a duplex system, remember) can listen to BOTH sides of the conversation.Isolation in the BASE keeps the 2 sides of the conversation on different frequencies, but mechanical coupling in the handset (mobile) means the rx feeds into the tx and viceversa, so that you can hear both sides of the conversation.

In my free time, i listen to my neighbor's cordless phone conversations on my radioshack radio scanner.
I listen to my neighbor's cordless phone conversations on my radio scanner.
by Jake January 29, 2004
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luggage loop

when a guy or someone with a penis, usually a homosexual, sticks his own penis into his asshole, creating a "loop with his luggage".
That gay guy showed me his luggage loop.
by Jake March 01, 2005
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cherry dangler

1.) when poop sticks to your buttcheeks; a dingleberry
i have 7826250250236 cherry danglers hanging from my right butt cheek right now
by jake February 23, 2005
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air drop

moving one's bowels when not sitting on the sit; usually done in public restrooms.
by Jake November 08, 2003
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