JakE's definitions

Shakie Pudding

Wet,moist,wiggling pussy

Jessica, give me some of that shakie pudding you got thar girl.

by Jake February 22, 2004

Red Sox

Professional baseball franchise from Boston, MA. Became the BEST DAMN TEAM EVER TO GRACE GOD'S GREEN EARTH simply by winning their first World Series in 86 years, despite the fact they have to win many more championships to catch up with the Yankees.

"I would easily sacrifice my first born son to see the Red Sox win the World Series."

by Jake February 8, 2005

Ugh Factor

A rating scale to determine someones fashion sense.

1 - Stylish, Fashionalbe, Well Dressed

3 - Tolerable, borderline, but considered good.

5 - The Beginning of stupidity

10 - Possibly the worse thing you could do to society, you'd be better off dead.

Can also be used together with:
Douche Factor
Stupidity Factor
Hot Factor

Ugh Factor 10
Ugh Factor 5

Damn dude those are some dope shoes, totally an Ugh Factor 1.

by jake April 1, 2005

i, the passenger

an amazing thing, beauty in music.

they sound half as good as i, the passenger! i love them!

by jake February 4, 2005

frig

to masturbate

1) my head was so full of visions of her nakedness that I had to go frig in the bathroom. My mom thought I was sick I was in there so often, so quiet, and so long.

2) my clit was just aching; finally he frigged it, none too soon !

3) I hadn't been with a man in weeks, fortunately he frigged me in the steam room

by Jake February 22, 2004

crunkcrotch

Sexually transmitted disease symptoms resulting from an encounter while one is crunk.

Damn dawg, I gotst me some crunkcrotch from that freak I got wit Saturday night.

by Jake April 23, 2005

yo moma jokes

a series of jokes that consist of saying " YO MOMA"and so on

hey john yo moma is so fat when she got hit by a bus she said "who threw that rock?"

by jake April 13, 2005