JakE's definitions

bot

someone that spends too much time with one particular thing

"That dude is a fuckin' computer bot."

by Jake January 6, 2005

box wine

Stereotypical drink of whites as coined by Dave Chappelle on his show "Chapelle's Show".

(in white mans voice)"Box of whine... Puts me right out..."

by jake May 13, 2005

orig

for something to be original

my shoes are orig or i have orig shoes

by Jake February 4, 2005

the first

for a male, the woman whose cunt he first fucked

for a female, the man who broke her hymen or at least, the one who first penetrated her pussy with a cock . And that's whether he 'came' up there or not, it still counts as deflowering her.

I still recall my first lay; Barb was a remarkable if relatively-inexperienced partner.

I will always remember my first cock; Jake was very gentle, even when he got into me, said Barb.

by Jake January 29, 2004

rubdown

(noun) rubbing a female until she agrees to have sex with you. Starts with her shoulders, neck and back, but if you can get her undressed, progresses to rubbing her vulva.

Ron gave Briegetha a rubdown, beginning with her neck, shoulders, and back, progressing to rubbing the back of her legs thru her jeans, then eventually charming her down to her underpants. Next he moved from rubbing her inner thighs to massaging her vulva.

by Jake March 24, 2004

nice hair, wanna fuck?

the shortest, most-effective pickup line on Earth

"nice hair, wanna fuck ?"

by Jake February 21, 2004

butter face

woman who is ugly, see troll

She's got a fine booty and nice tits but a butter face

by Jake March 9, 2004