juliapotamus

proper noun:a large, no, VERY large woman who is a great friend but VERY enormous.Her camel toe is bigger than my runningshoe.Her breasts are 'way bigger than D-cup, my largest experience before her.

I can't let Juliapotamus lay or sit on me, that 319-pound hunk a burning love would CRUSH me ! I do her doggie style or she lies on her back with her leg up and I lie on my side and slip it into her. She has huge labia, a real slash.

by Jake January 11, 2004

tilly wacker

a fat british person that makes fun or others

that fat british person making fun of others is such a tilly wacker

by jake February 24, 2005

sealfuck

intercourse with a woman who has an even layer of fat all over her body (no lumps or bulges). Not to be confused with a whalefuck

That Jennifer is a great sealfuck, born to be ridden.

by Jake January 20, 2004

pidgeon

someone who becomes someone else's stooge.

Danielle is my pidgeon because she is the bitch that takes the fall for my errors.

by jake January 21, 2005

blizted

The adjective to describe someone's red eyes who have previously done drug's.

J:"Dude your eyes are blizted!"
S:"Dude you too!"

by Jake April 14, 2005

ducker

someone that is antisocial or otherwise a pussy.

"Jim is a fuckin' ducker. He's always suckin' himself off with his gleivinfriends

by Jake January 07, 2005

bome

A word used by a retarted Davison High School student who couldn't spell bomb.

"There is a bome in the building"

by Jake March 24, 2005