JakE's definitions

carrot

a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, cucumbers,leeks.

When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.

by Jake February 25, 2004

gnar

A term skiers often us to describe the snow type.

WOW that powder was gnar.

by jake February 8, 2003

queef chief

The supreme commander and chief of queefing. Usually a whore if referring to a woman, or a fruity fag if referring to a man.

Dick: Wow. I heard kim got fucked like 54 times last night.

Abe: Yeah. And Ronald got pounded in the ass by 4 guys at once.

Dick: Frickin' queef chiefs.

by JakE October 20, 2007

imelda marcos

(proper noun) disparaging name you call someone obsessed with their shoes. Wife of Phillipine dictator living in disgusting opulence off the back of her people in a very poor region.

OK, 'Imelda Marcos', I don't think you need those $800 sandals when you're borrowing to pay your rent.

by Jake March 26, 2004

tweak

to make a fine adjustment

he tweaked the radio dials, hoping to peak the signal into intelligibility

by Jake February 25, 2004

Bofadoze

noun: indicating the presence of 2 objects

What colors does this sweater come in?
Blue and green. OK, give me bofadoze in a large

by Jake December 24, 2004

woobsie

See Woobsie Darling.

Will's mum: 'Love you Woobsie!'
Will: 'Love you mummy!'

by Jake November 18, 2004