JakE's definitions
by Jake January 7, 2005
Get the loochedmug. by jake June 19, 2004
Get the voyeurmug. by Jake March 16, 2004
Get the cranberriesmug. position for sex where his lips are touching her (vaginal) lips while her lips are around his cock. see 69
by Jake February 3, 2004
Get the 69 positionmug. One who enjoys tatooing dirty homosexual phrases upon the genetalia of their fruity companions. Not be be confused with a mere toatooist tatooing a penis, the cock author does it solely for pleasure and not for profit.
Hans: Were you invited to Bjorn's tatoo party?
Wilhelm: I wouldn't go over there if I were you. He's not a tatooist. He's a freakin cock author.
Hans: Oh shit...
Wilhelm: I wouldn't go over there if I were you. He's not a tatooist. He's a freakin cock author.
Hans: Oh shit...
by JakE May 21, 2007
Get the cock authormug. by jake April 11, 2005
Get the g unit!mug. by Jake February 28, 2004
Get the breakfast in bedmug.