JakE's definitions

duds

A term used to describe outrageously ugly girls.

'Yeah I went out with those girls last night'
--Did you do em?
'No, they were duds.'

by Jake February 27, 2005

blower

car-talk for "supercharger"

His '69 Buick SKYLARK has a blower.

Her '67 Mustang is blown, not aftermarket turbo'd.

by Jake February 25, 2004

Adult Swim

time with no kids in the pool; the adults can feel each other up without worrying that some 10-year-old with goggles is going to see them.

My dad slipped my mom a boner during adult swim and I was born 9 months later. After that they were more careful to use condoms.

by Jake February 28, 2004

pop

When you smoke a bong, dry or wet, once the weed is all gone you'll hear a very slight popping sounds as the remanants are sucked down. Then you know it's time to load up and have some more :)

"Dude, you can stop toking now, I heard it pop"

by Jake January 22, 2005

orange

Fine girl(s) that if you're honest with yourself is far to young for you to be looking at like that. From the Orange Phone Co. (uk) slogan "the future's bright, the future's Orange"

Hey man, check out those wet girls over there-->
Yeah, but far to orange for us dude

by Jake July 21, 2003

dry sex

masturbation sex where one or both of the partners are still clothed between the belly & the crotch, dry humping takes place, and one or both have an orgasm but there is no exchange of body fluids because of the layer of clothing. Called "dry" because there is no natural lubrication.

Nancii and I have dry sex during her period.

by Jake March 6, 2004

nervous

A women one is trying to hook up with but is unaware of her feelings towards him. So called because the women in question makes the wooer nervous.

Friend 1: How's nervous doing?
Friend 2: She's killing me man, I have no idea what she wants.

by Jake September 28, 2006