bull shit

Used when disgusted or upset about something

1.When bobby was fired he remarked "This is bullshit!"

by jake November 30, 2004

rudder slut

the less-pretty woman you take sailing with you. You keep her in the cockpit to tend the rudder. Her tits aren't nice enuff for her to be a deck bunny.

When the sun went down the rudder slut and I fucked outdoors in the cockpit.

by Jake February 03, 2004

size doesn't matter

a myth perpetuated by 2 groups:

1)men with short penis'

2)women married to men with short penis' , women, that is, who don't want their guy to feel inadequate

Nancii said that size doesn't matter, but she also has said that she prefers a thick stiff one, good and far up inside her.

by Jake March 24, 2004

Walking Sperm Bank

A highly promiscuous woman. So called because a lot of semen is deposited into her.

"Dude, that chick you're going to marry was a total walking sperm bank in college."

by Jake October 10, 2005

cranberries

very red nipples on particularly-white breasts

she could say "no" until I sucked her cranberries, then it was "yes, Yes ! YES !!!!"

by Jake March 16, 2004

the first

for a male, the woman whose cunt he first fucked

for a female, the man who broke her hymen or at least, the one who first penetrated her pussy with a cock . And that's whether he 'came' up there or not, it still counts as deflowering her.

I still recall my first lay; Barb was a remarkable if relatively-inexperienced partner.

I will always remember my first cock; Jake was very gentle, even when he got into me, said Barb.

by Jake January 29, 2004

the nick

(noun) British reference meaning "jail"

Tell me what went on, or you'll be spending tonight in the nick!

by Jake February 20, 2004