JakE's definitions

the first

for a male, the woman whose cunt he first fucked

for a female, the man who broke her hymen or at least, the one who first penetrated her pussy with a cock . And that's whether he 'came' up there or not, it still counts as deflowering her.

I still recall my first lay; Barb was a remarkable if relatively-inexperienced partner.

I will always remember my first cock; Jake was very gentle, even when he got into me, said Barb.

by Jake January 29, 2004

Doogie

A little weasel who likes to use computers and jack off to old russian dogs and animated porn. He smells like a butt.

Man, that Doogie is sick mother fucker

by Jake November 30, 2004

ploughing new ground

slipping your dick into a pussy that it hasn't been into before. The dick is the plowshare and the pussy is the furrow.

"Jake was plowing new ground when he got into Leah last night."

by Jake April 1, 2004

sandgina

when a girl goes to the beach and gets a bunch of sand stuck in her vagina.

Olivia was playing in the ocean when a wave knocked her over and she got a load of sand up her pussy.

by jake May 13, 2005

clit licker

(noun) one who licks a clitoris. Can be male or female

Sara:"That Fred is an excellent clit licker".

Sara:"My friend Marge is a fantastic clit licker when she's not sucking cock."

by Jake March 24, 2004

cunt hairs

what you have to pick out of your teeth after performing oral sex on a brillo pad

I was spitting cunt hairs for hours after I went down on her pubes

by Jake February 20, 2004

looched

a girl on her period; derived from the language Jag

"I would fuck her if she wasn't looched."

by Jake January 7, 2005