JakE's definitions

yo moma jokes

a series of jokes that consist of saying " YO MOMA"and so on

hey john yo moma is so fat when she got hit by a bus she said "who threw that rock?"

by jake April 13, 2005

vitamin e

ecstacy; derived from the language Jag

"I'm gonna pop some vitamin e and fuck mauway!"

by Jake January 10, 2005

My Nose Itches

when you are about to kiss a fool

My nose itched before I kissed him. I shud have kept my pants on, now I have 4 kids by him. He's a loser father too.

by Jake February 3, 2004

nice hair, wanna fuck?

the shortest, most-effective pickup line on Earth

"nice hair, wanna fuck ?"

by Jake February 21, 2004

69 position

position for sex where his lips are touching her (vaginal) lips while her lips are around his cock. see 69

we both forgot our condoms so I gave her cunnilingus whilst she gave me a blow-job.

by Jake February 3, 2004

voyeur

a person that likes to watch other people engage in sexual acts

dude i love watchin my exgirlfriend through her window havin sex

by jake June 19, 2004

rudder slut

the less-pretty woman you take sailing with you. You keep her in the cockpit to tend the rudder. Her tits aren't nice enuff for her to be a deck bunny.

When the sun went down the rudder slut and I fucked outdoors in the cockpit.

by Jake February 3, 2004