JakE's definitions

the first

for a male, the woman whose cunt he first fucked

for a female, the man who broke her hymen or at least, the one who first penetrated her pussy with a cock . And that's whether he 'came' up there or not, it still counts as deflowering her.

I still recall my first lay; Barb was a remarkable if relatively-inexperienced partner.

I will always remember my first cock; Jake was very gentle, even when he got into me, said Barb.

by Jake January 29, 2004

cranberries

very red nipples on particularly-white breasts

she could say "no" until I sucked her cranberries, then it was "yes, Yes ! YES !!!!"

by Jake March 16, 2004

Little Bunny Foofoo

When a guy puts his penis in between his legs so all you can see is his bush and it looks like a vagina.

Buffalo Bill had a crazy little bunny foofoo in silence of the lambs.

by Jake June 30, 2004

crap

Less offensive than shit, more offensive than poop.

(In front of parents) "I just stepped in dog crap!

by Jake March 31, 2005

reverse-bitch

1)v. To slap or backhand across another's face.
2)v. To swiftly destroy one's opponent as if by accident.
3)n. A mean and nasty woman with a vagina where her boobs should be and boobs where her vagina should be.

Erol reverse-bitched Lindsey so hard that she exploded.

Damn! That's one fucked up reverse-bitch!

by Jake December 16, 2004

hard wup

An expression by male/female beast. Means hard work. Only remmers from Workington can pronounce this correctly.

Man, that was hard wup!

by Jake February 3, 2004

aubergine

adjective; colour, deep purple associated with the commonly available type of eggplant

Nancii's bedroom was painted aubergine; my resolve not to touch her was toast as soon as she sat on the edge of her bed.

by Jake February 17, 2004