looched

a girl on her period; derived from the language Jag
"I would fuck her if she wasn't looched."
by Jake January 07, 2005
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crunkcrotch

Sexually transmitted disease symptoms resulting from an encounter while one is crunk.
Damn dawg, I gotst me some crunkcrotch from that freak I got wit Saturday night.
by Jake April 23, 2005
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first time

one's initial encounter with having sex. Every girl remembers the first guy who fucked her, every guy remembers the first girl whose boobs he touched, whose twat he fingered, who gave him his first hand job or handjob, who let him put his penis in her slit, who gave him his first blowjob or blow job, who sucked his balls
Nancii recalled her first time in great detail, it was with Greg.

Ron could remember every detail of his first time mounting Betty.
by Jake March 25, 2004
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The Anteater

A sexual act similar to the lobster claw, in which 4 fingers are inserted into a vagina, while the middle finger is inserted into the asshole. The position of the hand with the middle finger up resembles that of an anteaters nose.
I gave that bitch an 'Anteater' last night while she was sleeping on her stomach.
by Jake May 13, 2005
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saran wrap

the original (1950s,early 1960's ?)clear foodwrap that teens used when they were too scared to go buy condoms
by Jake March 06, 2004
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Shakie Pudding

Jessica, give me some of that shakie pudding you got thar girl.
by Jake February 22, 2004
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Rejeski

a lil boy who wants it in the ass but is too scared to ask for it
Shawn is such a Rejeski! Eww!
by Jake September 17, 2003
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