thermostat

the thingy on the wall that controls the temperature of the room. Of course, it will always be too hot or too cold.

The cunt said "its too hot" so I turned the thermostat down and an hour later she's complaining its "too cold in here". So I undressed her and warmed her up in bed.

by Jake February 03, 2004

bzap

A sound effect

One single shot fired from the plasma pistol in halo

by Jake October 28, 2003

Bleeding Anus

When your anal cavity has sprung a leak and blood seefs out of it.

My anus wont stop bleeding!

by jake June 10, 2004

7-11

7" dick, 11" vagina ===> vaginal fart (vart)

He did her doggie-style and when she lay on her back afterwards, she let out a huge gust of wind; he had pumped her full of air.

by Jake January 29, 2004

wucka

To pound forcefully, often in a sexual manner.

I wuckaed my girlfriend so hard that she couldn't tell what time it was.

by Jake November 06, 2004

cut

(verb) to fart, pass wind

Drew cut and cleared the room.

It smells SO bad when my dog cuts.

We were humping in the missionary position and all of a sudden she cut, tickling my balls so hard that I lost my erection and fell out. The smell was so bad I had to leave her room.

by Jake March 24, 2004

yodan

Means "hi" a greeting. Used mostly by wiggas

Yodan, Hez.
Shut up Nick you're not black

by Jake November 10, 2004