Asia Carrera

A well known porn star who runs her own website and knows how to use computers. Her best attribute is her ability to look like someone you know, while fucking some stud. She is smart, sexy, and available (all you have to do is drive to your local XXX store, or visit www.asiacarrera.com). If you play Unreal Tournament much, Asia has probably whipped your ass at some point or another.
Damn, I just got asswhipped in UT by Asia Carrera. I guess the only thing to do is go to her website and whack off to her tit pics.
by Jake December 02, 2003
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orig

my shoes are orig or i have orig shoes
by Jake February 04, 2005
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box wine

Stereotypical drink of whites as coined by Dave Chappelle on his show "Chapelle's Show".
(in white mans voice)"Box of whine... Puts me right out..."
by jake May 13, 2005
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poke 'n' stroke

sex position where the female lies on her back, male lies on his side and slips his penis sideways into her vagina, then he touches and rubs her clitoris to give her pleasure.She has the feeling of being full of cock and the intense pleasure of clitoral massage.
She loves it when I poke 'n' stroke her, she likes to feel full of cock while her clit is being rubbed.
by Jake January 30, 2004
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thick

derogatory adjective, means not very bright (borderline to stupid)
Mary is a bit thick, she's not very smart, she couldn't get her thong on right.There are three holes and she always got one of the 2 WRONG ones around her waist.
by Jake January 30, 2004
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fing da ling

Means nothing, usually a phrase to describe hyperness(example 1 below) or can be added to the end of He ho to show disapointment (example 2
1. "FING DA LA DING DA LA DING!!!"
2. " He ho...fing da ling!"
by Jake February 02, 2005
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unpenetrierceable

This word means that a shield is penatrable by any bullet that somebody named Jacob shoots.
My shield is unpenetrierceable. So now if your name is Jacob, you can shoot bullets through it.
by Jake October 13, 2004
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