by Jake March 01, 2004

by Jake January 22, 2005

eg. German 5.3" (or other Central European)
Irish 6.3"
Newfoundland 8" (but those goofs measure on the bottom side)
Irish 6.3"
Newfoundland 8" (but those goofs measure on the bottom side)
by Jake January 13, 2004

A person who who talks about toting the AK but has never even seen one.It came from a wannabe gangster german who had his ass kicked arouned to much.
by Jake May 13, 2005

I woke at 4 am with a massive piss hard-on and slipped it into Nanci;she doesn't mind sleepy sex provided that you don't wake her up too much.
by Jake March 05, 2004

Muja comes from the Panda word meaning "Stick your slong in my bong" It is used only by the 6'5" white kid leaving in Michigan and stands for "I wanna bang your bong with my slong"
"Gurl did you see the MujaPandaMan?"
"YEAH! He was in a gang bang last night, he srewed his girlfriend and her 3 other friends"
"Damnn thats strait up trippin!!"
"YEAH! He was in a gang bang last night, he srewed his girlfriend and her 3 other friends"
"Damnn thats strait up trippin!!"
by jake May 13, 2005

Using a person(s) of Mexican origin as a human shield during a particularly intense hail of gunfire.
*During an intense barrage of bullets*
Tom: "Get over here Carlos! Beaner shield!"
Carlos: "Hey mang, that's not cool mang!
*Gunfire intensifies*
Tom: "Get over here Carlos! Beaner shield!"
Carlos: "Hey mang, that's not cool mang!
*Gunfire intensifies*
by JakE February 01, 2010
