Jaggo's definitions

ass market

The basement at your parent's house.

Dude, lets hit the ass market, as I am highly interested in gay midget porn.

by Jaggo March 20, 2004

flail

v., To fuck oneself six ways from Sunday.

Dude, I flailed so bad with her bra that I never even got to see her tits.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

gay row

N., an activity involving fags, a row boat, and copious ammounts of lubricant.

Dumfuck1: Dude, fancy a gay row?

Dumfuck2: Hell yeah! Let me go get my asshatted row boat.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

pissicle

Like an icicle, but with a strange arome and an even stranger color.

Dude, I thought it was an icicle, but it's really a pissicle.

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

nut forge

Extremely tight undergarment that little queers in training are forced to wear by their fag parents so that they have a high-pitched voice.

It was such a drag that my mom Bruce made me wear a nut forge every day except sunday, when I was forced to walk around with knees tied to my elbows in front of dad's "sewing" club.

by Jaggo March 20, 2004

tree hugger

A young fucko, most likely reared in Marin County, home of the rich dysfunctional parent. They don't like the timber industry, yet their fucking house is made from wood. Pretty much just a worthless shitheap of a waste of human flesh.

Dude1: Dude, I just recieved a congressional medal of honor bor beating the shit out of some tree huggers.

Dude2: I know, I laughed my ass off when that tree hugger was killed by a falling tree. What a fucko!

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

shit holster

a diaper.

Dude, you need to change this kids shit holster before I dropkick it off the Chrysler building.

by Jaggo March 23, 2004