sexicide

Sexicide refers to the process by which young nymphmaniac sluts intentionally kill old senile rich guys by fucking them to death.
Anna killed Bob by terminal sexicide.
by Jacques Asse February 10, 2009
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Homey Jones

Homey Jones refers to a famous urbanister, perhaps the most famous, who rapped so furiously he disappeared into a temporal crack in the fabric of the universe.
Nobody ass-rapped like Homey Jones.
by Jacques Asse February 10, 2009
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Bagielo

A Bagielo is a misunderstood idiot, someone lacking any sense of humor who nonetheless tries to post UD entries. A Bagielo will often verbally assault you for no reason at all, pretending he has moderator or administrative powers, when the only power he has consists in shoving plastic objects up his ass.
Bagielo will try to insult you, and likely bloody himself up in the process.
by Jacques Asse June 16, 2009
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The Josh Pit

The Josh Pit is like a mosh pit, except in a Josh Pit, Josh is beaten to a pasty pulp and scraped off the floor when done.
We all had a grand time at the Slipknot concert.....we were in the Josh Pit.
by Jacques Asse June 02, 2009
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jewcicle

A jewcicle is a frozen Hasid that you can use to amaze your friends, stop traffic, save your place in queues, and just generally to piss off everyone else.
Phred makes a perfect jewcicle. I can leave him at my desk at work and nobody notices my absence.
by Jacques Asse December 28, 2009
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asspionage

Process whereby a peeping tom ogles womens' naked asses, often while masturbating outside a window or door.
Phred was a master at practicing asspionage outside Cara's house.
by Jacques Asse January 29, 2009
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Crime President

The Crime President is PreZ Blackass, Barack Jewbama Joebama Obamama.

He is basically a titanic Jew with hair glued all over his face.
Blackass is the world's first Crime President, elected by honest, law-abiding Murkans, to lie them to sleep every night with colossal lies about Sugarcandy Mountain, the great future paradise behind the clouds.

Blackass grins when he tells this lie.
by Jacques Asse January 19, 2010
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