Faggoty Maggoty

Faggoty Maggoty is a homosexual icon in the farming world. Gay farmers of all ages look up to the great, the mighty, the lubed Faggoty Maggoty.

Faggoty Maggoty is the only man I have ever seen who could take 3 dicks at once.

by Jacques Asse June 04, 2009

Up the Rabbit Hole

The process of vomiting.

Phred had a bit too much to drink last night, thus went Up the Rabbit Hole.

Drunk bastard.

by Jacques Asse June 02, 2009

Asshole Lessons

Asshole Lessons are special preparatory courses given to douche bags.

Your boss had the whole lot of them.

Jesus, you flippin' ballsacker, what? Have you been taking ASSHOLE LESSONS?

You're, like. the World Champion of sphincters.

by Jacques Asse October 16, 2009

Cunt bandit

A cunt bandit is someone who steals the pootie, and then throws it away so nobody else can bang it.

Trent and all other faggots with similar names are prima facie examples of the cunt bandit.

by Jacques Asse April 21, 2009

FBPA

Future Black People of America.

Jacques joined the FBPA.

by Jacques Asse April 02, 2009

Breastival

The Breastival is the never-ending show of awesome titties and juggies and breasties all over the world.

More and younger girls join the Breastival every day, and it is a GOOD thing.

by Jacques Asse June 11, 2009

Jewhole

A Jewhole is a Jewish asshole.

Alternatively, an Asshole is a Jew. Jews are assholes.

Jewholes ruin the world.

by Jacques Asse June 09, 2009