Jacques Asse's definitions

Snosage Gravy

Snosage Gravy is a confectionary delight made from reduced snot.

Kelly and Tish LOVED snosage gravy.....tastes just like chit'lin.

by Jacques Asse June 2, 2009

Obamatox

Obamatox is like botox, except that it is the more deadly nerve toxin cousin to Botox that allows Barack Hussein Obama to keep a straight face as he lies daily to the American Middle Class.

Just how goddamn much obamatox does it TAKE for that jackhole to keep a straight face? Hope and CHANGE? Is he for REAL?????!?!?!? WHAT change?

by Jacques Asse November 23, 2009

Up the Brown

Up the Brown is when you stick things, your penis, your tongue, your arm, up your woman's asshole.

It's Friday, so I'm going Up the Brown this weekend. Shawn loves it Up the Brown.

by Jacques Asse June 8, 2009

Living Dead Jew

Living Dead Jew is a very cool song by Knob Zombie about a demonoid phenomenon involving a zombie Jewish banker brought back to life by money.

Living Dead Jew!

Wage in the cage
And money on the stage
There's only one sure way
To bring the dollar down
Defunct the banks
Of sentimental cranks
With one little pinky
On the Jew's little dinky.

Run on me
Bank it for me
Steal it from me
Living Dead Jew

Run on me
Bank it for me
Steal it from me
Living Dead Jew

etc.

by Jacques Asse December 1, 2009

Faggoty Maggoty

Faggoty Maggoty is a homosexual icon in the farming world. Gay farmers of all ages look up to the great, the mighty, the lubed Faggoty Maggoty.

Faggoty Maggoty is the only man I have ever seen who could take 3 dicks at once.

by Jacques Asse June 4, 2009

thugger

A conspicuous black male, with no visible lips or hair, who wears pants around his knees, backwards, backwards baseball caps, and North Carolina or Michigan basketball jerseys, reeking of fake cologne.

Bodean was a complete thugger and dressed the part.

by Jacques Asse February 5, 2009

Godfuckers

Godfuckers are trollish little uneducated boors that "believe" in "god", on the basis of no evidence, statistics, or even precum.

Godfuckers are STOOPID

by Jacques Asse January 15, 2010