A porcomite is a pig-fucker, someone who hurries home after school and is in much too much of a rush to get out back, behind the sows.
Todd, well known amongst his contemporaries as an habitual porcomite, was rather vexed and surprised when Phred and Jacques played the video footage at school.
by Jacques Asse June 2, 2009
Get the Porcomite mug.Pornomime is a term created by Panic! At The Disco in their popular music video for their song, Build God Then We'll Talk, in 2007. It shows a man dressed as, you guessed it, a mime doing sexual acts with the air. There is nobody and nothing there, which is the mime part of Pornomime, and porno.. is the sexual side.
Guy 1: Yo, dude have you seen Panic!'s music vid for Build God?
Guy 2: The one with the Pornomime theme?
Guy 1: Yeah!
Guy 2: The one with the Pornomime theme?
Guy 1: Yeah!
by SomeFruitOnTheInternet December 30, 2016
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A mime that mimes sexual actions and it shows that nothing is real. It's not actually there. You can mime and mime and mime sex and things and how far will that get you? Nowhere.
Person 1: Have you seen the new Panic! At The Disco video?
Person 2: Yes, they have that whole "pornomime" thing right?
Person 1: Yep. Pornomime was a brilliant idea.
Person 2: Yes, they have that whole "pornomime" thing right?
Person 1: Yep. Pornomime was a brilliant idea.
by Ms. Jack Skellington December 15, 2008
Get the pornomime mug.Porcumine:NOUN name given to guys who prefer to persue woman who are above average weight for sexual encounters. Attributed to guys who regular prepare themselves before approaching a woman by mumbling "Pork you mine."
Mike:"Peter did you get with that fat chick from the bar"?
Peter: "I had sex with her, she's even chubbier with her clothes off"
Mike: "You're such a porcumine"
Peter: "I had sex with her, she's even chubbier with her clothes off"
Mike: "You're such a porcumine"
by T.Sinodhinos December 4, 2005
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Get the emy wemy pwemy cweamy lweany zweamy porcodioemy mug.Measuring device in the study of pornology. Pornometers are primarily used by pornologists to determine how many P (1 Porn = .666667 inches) are in any given pornograph. The pornometer is a long device that is firmly attached to the scrote. Special care should be taken to calibrate it.
"Whoa I just received a pornogram from PetCo."
'Let me whip out my pornometer and appraise that for you'
"No, put that away; there are children here."
'Let me whip out my pornometer and appraise that for you'
"No, put that away; there are children here."
by Costco October 26, 2007
Get the pornometer mug.Sharkiesha: This promite tastes like something but i cant quite put my finger on it
Fletch: OH, it's like the marmite i licked out of your crack last night, except it's gone stale...
Sharkiesha: I marmited you up the penis hole last night.
Sharkiesha: I can't find the aboriginals, where are the marmite and the promite?
Fletch: What?
Fletch: OH, it's like the marmite i licked out of your crack last night, except it's gone stale...
Sharkiesha: I marmited you up the penis hole last night.
Sharkiesha: I can't find the aboriginals, where are the marmite and the promite?
Fletch: What?
by Johena August 5, 2014
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