cream

1. v.nt. to ejaculate in general, or specifically, in one's underwear, on one's face, or elsewhere.

2. n. euphamism for semen (along with cum, jizz, gravy, spooge, nectar, &c. ad nauseam)

1. The tit-flick got me so turned on I creamed my shorts.

2. Michael swallowed all of Bill's tasty cream.

by Jacon (jay-son) August 23, 2003

Strong Bad

a short ignoramus of a wrestler with little green electronic eyes, boxing gloves for hands, and is such an absorbing form of entertainment that you'ld rather starve to death than leave the computer before you finish reading his e-mail

Holy crap, Strongbad is the coolest!

by Jacon (jay-son) August 23, 2003

Red Rocket

the act of masturbating a canine specifically, or masturbating in general

Marcus played red rocket with the pooch 'til it came.

by Jacon (jay-son) August 23, 2003

glans

The fireman's helmet; the head of the penis; the red, sensitive part near the tip: the part that if you lick it hard enough will make your man cum.

Tom nibbled and licked Greg's glans until Greg squealed.

by Jacon (jay-son) August 23, 2003

cha-cha

slang for the female sexual organ, i.e., the vagina

Jack rammed his prick in and out of Sally's cha-cha.

by Jacon (jay-son) August 23, 2003

veni, vidi, vici

I came, I saw, I conquered.

Commonly:
I came, I saw, I fucked.
or
I came, I saw, I came.

Oh, baby, veni, vidi, vici!

by Jacon (jay-son) August 23, 2003