Definitions by JacknRochNY
banonion
A horticultural anomaly, the banonion is a fusion of a banana and an onion. Originally devised by J. Martin Bush as a high potassium, tear jerking alternative to the tangerine, this fregetable is popular in Webster, NY and surrounding areas. Kat Tat farms is the only producer of this rare hybrid. A delicacy in Upstate, NY, the banonion is primarily used as a poison control center method of inducing vomiting, or to ward off Kats (sic). Elvis Presley is known to have an affinity for the banonion as well as Bette Davis and Sarah Jessica Parker.
Katherine: "I hate bananas and onions smell like BO!"
Jack: "Ooooo then you would love the banonion!!!"
Katherine: "What is that?"
Jack: "They sell it at Wegmans with a free bottle of Pepto-Bismol!! I heard its good for creating a muscle face."
Jack: "Ooooo then you would love the banonion!!!"
Katherine: "What is that?"
Jack: "They sell it at Wegmans with a free bottle of Pepto-Bismol!! I heard its good for creating a muscle face."
banonion by JacknRochNY January 2, 2009
Paternover
A Paternover is a college football term originating from the Penn State Nittany Lions. The teams propensity to turn the ball over to the opposing team during crucial games is unherald. Named for Joe Paterno the teams coach for 40+ years.
Tub: "Did you see the 2009 Rose Bowl Game?"
Vent: "Yeah PSU made some serious Paternovers at crucial moments."
Tub: "Give Joe a break, he is 80+ and couldn't turn over an omlette with his bum hip."
Vent: "Yeah, but his teams Paternover ratio is way too high. We Are Penn State!"
Vent: "Yeah PSU made some serious Paternovers at crucial moments."
Tub: "Give Joe a break, he is 80+ and couldn't turn over an omlette with his bum hip."
Vent: "Yeah, but his teams Paternover ratio is way too high. We Are Penn State!"
Paternover by JacknRochNY January 2, 2009
sleep acnea
Waking up in the morning to find a bunch of pimples, zits and blackheads on your face that were not there the night before.
Tom: "I had a terrible case of sleep acnea last night."
Pete: "What did you do?, you face looks alright now."
Tom: "I squeezed the pimples, popped the zits, and used a Biore strip to get rid of the blackheads"
Pete: "You need to see a psychiatrist."
Pete: "What did you do?, you face looks alright now."
Tom: "I squeezed the pimples, popped the zits, and used a Biore strip to get rid of the blackheads"
Pete: "You need to see a psychiatrist."
sleep acnea by JacknRochNY March 14, 2008
focker
An offshoot of the shocker. It is giving a woman a shocker and then her parents walk into the room. Named for Gabe Focker of "Meet the Parents"
I was giving her a shocker and then got the focker. Her dad punched me in the face and then gave me $350 bucks not to see her anymore.
focker by JacknRochNY December 28, 2007
matchdotcommit
Meeting someone on an online dating site, emailing, and becoming committed to "seeing" only them (even though you never met.)
Jack: "I met this girl on Match.com"
Troy: "Really, how is it going?"
Jack: "Well she asked me to matchdotcommit, and I did"
Troy: "Dude, you need to go back to the bar scene...really."
Troy: "Really, how is it going?"
Jack: "Well she asked me to matchdotcommit, and I did"
Troy: "Dude, you need to go back to the bar scene...really."
matchdotcommit by JacknRochNY November 29, 2007
gutterball
Having really hard sex..driving it down the lane!..then on the next thrust you miss the orifice and slam your balls into the inside of their thigh. ouch.
I was giving it to Lisa really good and fast, but then threw a gutterball. I thought the labia minor acted as bumpers.
gutterball by JacknRochNY November 24, 2007
menapplause
The congratulatory reception when a man tells his buddies that his wife has hit menopause and will no longer have her monthly visitor and they can now have sex without birth control.
menapplause by JacknRochNY November 20, 2007