When your cell phone (with picture taking capabilities) accidentally starts taking pictures while in your pocket. You tend to wind up with 20 photos of blackness, with the occassional view "fromunda".
Jasper: "I went to take pictures with my cell phone down at the beach, but the memory was already filled with Photo Fromunda. It took me twenty minutes to delete all those shots."
Monk: "You are such an exhibitionist"
Jasper: "Maybe I would have saved some had the flash been on."
Monk: "You are such an exhibitionist"
Jasper: "Maybe I would have saved some had the flash been on."
by JacknRochNY August 28, 2007
The art of having your circumcised foreskin at birth saved in a bottle of formaldahyde until teenage years and then reattached.
"Luckily my foreskinaftskin operation was successful, or else my Jewish girlfriend would have left me."
by JacknRochNY June 14, 2007
Meeting someone on an online dating site, emailing, and becoming committed to "seeing" only them (even though you never met.)
Jack: "I met this girl on Match.com"
Troy: "Really, how is it going?"
Jack: "Well she asked me to matchdotcommit, and I did"
Troy: "Dude, you need to go back to the bar scene...really."
Troy: "Really, how is it going?"
Jack: "Well she asked me to matchdotcommit, and I did"
Troy: "Dude, you need to go back to the bar scene...really."
by JacknRochNY November 08, 2007
A Paternover is a college football term originating from the Penn State Nittany Lions. The teams propensity to turn the ball over to the opposing team during crucial games is unherald. Named for Joe Paterno the teams coach for 40+ years.
Tub: "Did you see the 2009 Rose Bowl Game?"
Vent: "Yeah PSU made some serious Paternovers at crucial moments."
Tub: "Give Joe a break, he is 80+ and couldn't turn over an omlette with his bum hip."
Vent: "Yeah, but his teams Paternover ratio is way too high. We Are Penn State!"
Vent: "Yeah PSU made some serious Paternovers at crucial moments."
Tub: "Give Joe a break, he is 80+ and couldn't turn over an omlette with his bum hip."
Vent: "Yeah, but his teams Paternover ratio is way too high. We Are Penn State!"
by JacknRochNY January 03, 2009
Davy Jones is the proprietor of the Flying Dutchman. The Flying Dutchman is the room in which an Angry Pirate, and Davy Jones can occur. The room has used condoms that have organically integrated into the walls of the rooms as well as various bodily fluids that have sprouted weird, unusual sealife. Unfortunately, the room can be cleaned only every 10 years for 1 day, and the "crewman" enlisted for the Davy Jones can't get everything.....this goes on ad infinitum...
"Helga refuses to go into the Flying Dutchman as the smell reminds her of her adolesent job at one of Kathy Lee Gifford's sweat shops."
by JacknRochNY June 14, 2007
When a man cums during a blowjob and the woman cannot swallow it all and it "dribbles" down the side of her mouth.
Steve: "Kat gave me a great blowjob and I came inside her mouth, but she couldn't swallow the whole load."
Hammy: "So she had some drubble on her cheeks?"
Steve: "Yup, but scooped it up with her fingers and finished the job...Yum"
Hammy: "So she had some drubble on her cheeks?"
Steve: "Yup, but scooped it up with her fingers and finished the job...Yum"
by JacknRochNY April 22, 2009
The art of licking grass/dirt/geese poop off your golf ball while getting ready to putt the now clean ball on the green.
Pronounced "Tight-a-Lick"
Pronounced "Tight-a-Lick"
"Although my ball landed on the green and I was putting for eagle, I had to perform a titleick on my Titleist Pro V-1 to clean off some spunk so it was certain to roll straight"
by JacknRochNY August 20, 2007