JacknRochNY's definitions

titleick

The art of licking grass/dirt/geese poop off your golf ball while getting ready to putt the now clean ball on the green.

Pronounced "Tight-a-Lick"

"Although my ball landed on the green and I was putting for eagle, I had to perform a titleick on my Titleist Pro V-1 to clean off some spunk so it was certain to roll straight"

by JacknRochNY August 23, 2007

sleep acnea

Waking up in the morning to find a bunch of pimples, zits and blackheads on your face that were not there the night before.

Tom: "I had a terrible case of sleep acnea last night."
Pete: "What did you do?, you face looks alright now."
Tom: "I squeezed the pimples, popped the zits, and used a Biore strip to get rid of the blackheads"
Pete: "You need to see a psychiatrist."

by JacknRochNY March 14, 2008

brown tail

The little string of poo that is half in your butt and half out after going #2. Usually caused by premature clinching of the ass muscles before everything is completely evacuated. It resembles as small brown tail, especially when you "wag" it trying to get it to fall off. Leads to skid marks, dingleberries, and excessive wiping.

Hal: "Dude, I took a massive dump about 2 feet long, but was left with a brown tail."
Rump: "What did you do?"
Hal: "I jiggled around for about 5 minutes with no luck and eventually went through a whole roll of toilet paper cleaning it up."

by JacknRochNY November 13, 2007

whoremonica

Former president Bill Clinton's favorite instrument. You thought he played the sexaphone...I mean saxophone well.

Bill Clinton gave up playing the saxaphone and instead took up the whoremonica since it is a much more orally engaging instrument.

by JacknRochNY November 13, 2007

menapplause

The congratulatory reception when a man tells his buddies that his wife has hit menopause and will no longer have her monthly visitor and they can now have sex without birth control.

When John finally hit menapplause he threw away all his condoms.

by JacknRochNY November 20, 2007

gutterball

Having really hard sex..driving it down the lane!..then on the next thrust you miss the orifice and slam your balls into the inside of their thigh. ouch.

I was giving it to Lisa really good and fast, but then threw a gutterball. I thought the labia minor acted as bumpers.

by JacknRochNY November 24, 2007

matchdotcommit

Meeting someone on an online dating site, emailing, and becoming committed to "seeing" only them (even though you never met.)

Jack: "I met this girl on Match.com"
Troy: "Really, how is it going?"
Jack: "Well she asked me to matchdotcommit, and I did"
Troy: "Dude, you need to go back to the bar scene...really."

by JacknRochNY November 29, 2007