JacknRochNY's definitions

Rochester Red Hot

The art of soaking one penis in a bottle of Frank's Original RedHot Cayenne Pepper Sauce, and then having sex with someone. Some say it functions as a perfect spermicide.

Joab: "Dude, I took my date to Nick Tahoe's last nite."
Doc: "Really? What did you get?"
Joab: "I got a cheeseburger plate with Mac and Home Fries."
Doc: "What did your date get?"
Joab: "She a vegatarian, but I did give her a Rochester Red Hot!"
Doc: "Cool, at least you won't be a daddy!"

by JacknRochNY October 1, 2007

urbanwordin

To search the Urban Dictionary for a word or saying that someone has said to you, yet is not currently available in other mainstream dictionaries.

Tonya: "Michael is out of the office today, he said he was having a foreskinaftskin operation?"
Jill: "Well, I did not find anything on the medical sites, let try urbanwordin it."
Tonya: "Awwww, he must REALLY love me...Grandpa Swartz and Uncle Finkelbergmanstein will be sooooo excited to meet him"

by JacknRochNY September 5, 2007

menapplause

The congratulatory reception when a man tells his buddies that his wife has hit menopause and will no longer have her monthly visitor and they can now have sex without birth control.

When John finally hit menapplause he threw away all his condoms.

by JacknRochNY November 20, 2007

kidkin

When a child (usually your own, less than 5 years) makes a HUGE doodie in the bowl and forgets to flush the toilet. Then a guest comes over and uses the bathroom and see the "beast" still floating and wonders what you ate for dinner and how bad your manners are.

"My son Jack left a kidkin in the bathroom....then a date came over and saw it and nearly puked. She asked me if I ate an elephant that night...and said that the Lysol spray was empty."

by JacknRochNY August 3, 2007

Mike Rowe

When a group of guys go out to a bar and pickup a group of girls. There is one hideous chick in the group, but in order for all the guys to get some action one of them must hook up with her. He is nominated "Mike Rowe" due to the host of "Dirty Jobs".

Jerry: "Hey ladies, let's go back to my house on the beach and get naked!"
TJ (whisper to Phil): "Phil, your turn to get the nasty one, I was Mike Rowe last weekend."
Phil: "Damn...alright, it's a "Dirty Job", but someone's got to take one for the team."

by JacknRochNY February 28, 2009

kinderhinder

When your child, who is entering kindergarten for the first time, refuses to accept the fact that they must actually learn something instead of play all day. They learn homework, "the principle's office", etc.

My son Toobey has a kinderhinder problem, and I must convince him that "school" is much more intensive than his pre-school daycare.

by JacknRochNY September 16, 2007

Rochester Rain Puddle

Drinking so much that you pass out in bed with another person and you urinate in the bed, getting the other person all wet. Claimed by Rochester, NY as I have witnessed this on numerous occasions. Also, due to the fact that Rochester gets alot of rain and we need a slogan like Cleveland Steamer!

Becky: "I went over his house to have sex, he was drinking, we fell asleep in his bed, and I woke up the next morning in a Rochester Rain Puddle."
Jordan: "That is gross, what did you do??"
Becky: "I left a Puddle of my own, took a quick shower, noticed a kidump in his toilet, and left for good."

by JacknRochNY October 9, 2007