Paternover

A Paternover is a college football term originating from the Penn State Nittany Lions. The teams propensity to turn the ball over to the opposing team during crucial games is unherald. Named for Joe Paterno the teams coach for 40+ years.

Tub: "Did you see the 2009 Rose Bowl Game?"
Vent: "Yeah PSU made some serious Paternovers at crucial moments."
Tub: "Give Joe a break, he is 80+ and couldn't turn over an omlette with his bum hip."
Vent: "Yeah, but his teams Paternover ratio is way too high. We Are Penn State!"

Paternover by JacknRochNY January 2, 2009

paternaperv

a man old enough to be a father who creeps on young girls

Ew, that paternaperv was totally scamming on me at the bar!

paternaperv by sashamish May 13, 2009

Paternoville 

The greatest thing ever known to man or college students. Fantastic Penn State football fans camp out in tents in front of the holy Beaver Stadium to get prime seats in the upcoming football game.

"Paternoville for Ohio State '07 was the greatest week of my life."
"RIP Massive Mac"

Paternoville by kellizzle March 28, 2008

Paternoed 

Paternoed (verb, usually past-tense) -- Slang. To poop, to defecate, to move bowels accidentally or in a situation in which it is least desired. To crap oneself, i.e. moving bowels when wearing a garmet. Named for the legendary Penn State head football coach who was forced to leave in the middle of a big game to use the facilities. He returned after halftime wearing different pants and later said only that he had 'flu-like symptoms.'

Have you Paternoed yet today?

I Paternoed myself.

You smell like you Paternoed yourself.

Paternoed by M.Kel. September 21, 2008

Paternoville 

Aka Penn State University. A place where the women may be dogs, but like every other Big 10 university, they are total sluts that put out with less alcohol than girls from other college conferences.

Penn State Student 1: I hate this concrete jungle of a college. Our football team finds a way to lose to Michigan (even though I still think it is a vast zebra-wing conspiracy), we're in the middle of nowhere and our girls are dogs.
Penn State Student 2: Our women may be dogs but they're easy pickings in Paternoville, especially after our TTT of a football team wins and they decide to get drunk.
Penn State Student 1: Well beggars can't be choosers!

Paternoville by A Jets fan February 5, 2008

Paternoed 

If you were unjustly dismissed, fucked or screwed from a job-you have been Paternoed. Obviously you were competent but still were fired because a higher up in your organization ignored the truth.

I used to teach at that school but I got Paternoed. I think it was cause I was smarter then my boss.

Paternoed by begold March 6, 2012

Paternoster salutation 

To pay a rent boy to shit on one’s chest

Greetings, allow me to show you a paternoster salutation…

Paternoster salutation by anonymous June 30, 2023