A Paternover is a college football term originating from the Penn State Nittany Lions. The teams propensity to turn the ball over to the opposing team during crucial games is unherald. Named for Joe Paterno the teams coach for 40+ years.
Tub: "Did you see the 2009 Rose Bowl Game?"
Vent: "Yeah PSU made some serious Paternovers at crucial moments."
Tub: "Give Joe a break, he is 80+ and couldn't turn over an omlette with his bum hip."
Vent: "Yeah, but his teams Paternover ratio is way too high. We Are Penn State!"
Vent: "Yeah PSU made some serious Paternovers at crucial moments."
Tub: "Give Joe a break, he is 80+ and couldn't turn over an omlette with his bum hip."
Vent: "Yeah, but his teams Paternover ratio is way too high. We Are Penn State!"
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The greatest thing ever known to man or college students. Fantastic Penn State football fans camp out in tents in front of the holy Beaver Stadium to get prime seats in the upcoming football game.
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Get the Paternoville mug.Paternoed (verb, usually past-tense) -- Slang. To poop, to defecate, to move bowels accidentally or in a situation in which it is least desired. To crap oneself, i.e. moving bowels when wearing a garmet. Named for the legendary Penn State head football coach who was forced to leave in the middle of a big game to use the facilities. He returned after halftime wearing different pants and later said only that he had 'flu-like symptoms.'
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Penn State Student 1: I hate this concrete jungle of a college. Our football team finds a way to lose to Michigan (even though I still think it is a vast zebra-wing conspiracy), we're in the middle of nowhere and our girls are dogs.
Penn State Student 2: Our women may be dogs but they're easy pickings in Paternoville, especially after our TTT of a football team wins and they decide to get drunk.
Penn State Student 1: Well beggars can't be choosers!
Penn State Student 2: Our women may be dogs but they're easy pickings in Paternoville, especially after our TTT of a football team wins and they decide to get drunk.
Penn State Student 1: Well beggars can't be choosers!
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I used to teach at that school but I got Paternoed. I think it was cause I was smarter then my boss.
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