Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Jackass

mapple

a young child prostitute specialising in bondage (can describe anyone from 7- 13 who enjoys bondage)
this can be an insult

wow, its grown from a boy to a mapple

that skanky 12 year old is such a mapple

mapple by jackass April 17, 2004

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the art of shoving an egg (hard boiled or soft or raw) into ones anus any other orifice (vagina/mouth) to arouse sexual pleasure

I like to wake up every morning with a nice fresh eggjob.

my boyufrend eggjobbed me and now i have salmonella because it was raw.

eggjob by jackass April 17, 2004

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the art of wanking or fingering using a baseball mit (any size or colour)

i used to love my boyfriend then i found out he loves to mipe

mipe by jackass April 17, 2004

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A shrivelled penis resulting from a person spending all the summer sunbaking in the nude
(it can also be an insult)

my surfer boyfrend is such a shrimp

that 50-year-old man just ditched his speedos. argh, he's gonna get a shrimp.

shrimp by jackass April 17, 2004

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To cut someones head open with an axe.

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His aesic is huge .

aesic by Jackass December 6, 2003

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small piece of faeces, commonly found after eating copious amounts of 2 min noodles.

My God Qorky, why did you not flush that loglet down the toilet?

loglet by jackass July 15, 2003

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