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blog

an online diary into which emo kids whine about their "horrible" lives.
Emo kid: My life sucks. I hate my parents. First they made me clean my room, and then they wouldn't let me watch TV until I did my homework! I'm going to bitch them out in my blog.
by jack324 January 19, 2007
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wikitangent

A wikitangent is when you goes to the website Wikipedia to learn more about a certain topic, but end up getting sidetracked by various links to other articles.
"I went on a wikitangent from Helen Keller to Standard Oil to anti-trust laws by state to the Roman Empire to Pervez Musharaf... I'm so ADD."
by Jack324 January 9, 2008
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potaganda

Any advertisements used to sway public opinion against marijuana, a non-lethal, non-addictive, soft drug. Usually seen in the same commercial breaks as ads for beverages containing alcohol, a hard drug which often leads to addiction, broken families, fatalities, liver disease and fetal alcohol syndrome.
(TV ad #1)
If you smoke pot, even once, you will:
* die
* lose friends
* become addicted
* suffer from poor grades
* shoot your friend

(TV ad #2)
If you drink our beer, even once, you will:
* get laid
* look cool
* have a fantastic time
* be the life of the party
* make friends

Annoyed stoner: Hey! That's potaganda!
by Jack324 December 7, 2007
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the groove

when you've got the perfect buzz in beirut, so you're more relaxed about making shots, but not so drunk that you miss them all.
"Joe and I totally dominated in beer pong last night! We were in the groove, but the other guys were tanked."
by Jack324 April 13, 2007
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yarblockos

"Yarbles! Great bolshy yarblockos to you!"
by Jack324 March 15, 2007
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Joy

Someone who is half-Jewish; a combination of the words Jew and goy.
"Hey Mark, did you ever have a Bar Mitzvah?"
"No. I'm not that religious; I'm actually a Joy."
by Jack324 March 19, 2008
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finagle

What you do with a bagel.
"I'm hungry."
"You should go finagle a bagel!"
"Good call, brosef!"
by Jack324 October 11, 2007
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