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I style of humour, also known as dry humour.
It involves saying something funny, but not changing ones facial expressions or emotions.
Stephen Colbert often uses deadpan.
It involves saying something funny, but not changing ones facial expressions or emotions.
Stephen Colbert often uses deadpan.
Stephen Colbert (in ultra-serious, blank face): "I cannot see through all of this liberty."
*audience laughs*
Stephen Colbert (in ultra-serious, blank face): "Yes, I excell at deadpan humour."
*audience laughs*
Stephen Colbert (in ultra-serious, blank face): "Yes, I excell at deadpan humour."
by Jack Townshend January 10, 2007
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Rick has an obsessive hate for getting his girlfriend in the ass. He has an anal sex anti-fetish.
Rick has an obsessive hate for getting his girlfriend in the ass. He has an anal sex anti-fetish.
by Jack Townshend December 28, 2006
Get the anti-fetish mug."I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure - that is all that agnosticism means."
- Clarence Darrow
- Clarence Darrow
A: Are you agnostic?
B: Yeah.
A: Any good quotes about it?
B: Yeah, Clarence Darrow made a very intelligent statement regarding agnosticsm.
B: Yeah.
A: Any good quotes about it?
B: Yeah, Clarence Darrow made a very intelligent statement regarding agnosticsm.
by Jack Townshend October 29, 2006
Get the agnostic mug.Host of Late Night with Conan O'Brien. He is planning to take over the Tonight Show in 2009. He is an excellent comedian and is way better than Jay Leno, David Letterman, and Craig Ferguson. Although Ferguson would come in second.
He often uses witty and sarcastic humour to get laughs, and he's great at it.
House band for the show is The Max Weinberg 7.
Announcer is Joel Godard.
He often uses witty and sarcastic humour to get laughs, and he's great at it.
House band for the show is The Max Weinberg 7.
Announcer is Joel Godard.
by Jack Townshend June 30, 2006
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He replaced Craig Kilbourne on January 3, 2005. He was one of four finalists running for the job as host.
He is a rather funny man. Unfortunately he shares the time slot with Conan O'Brien so it's difficult for me to watch Ferguson, but from what I've seen he is a very laid back scottish man, and it's a nice change from the typical comedian.
His show aires at 12:35 EST on CBS right after Letterman.
He replaced Craig Kilbourne on January 3, 2005. He was one of four finalists running for the job as host.
He is a rather funny man. Unfortunately he shares the time slot with Conan O'Brien so it's difficult for me to watch Ferguson, but from what I've seen he is a very laid back scottish man, and it's a nice change from the typical comedian.
His show aires at 12:35 EST on CBS right after Letterman.
Billy: Is Craig Ferguson as funny as Conan O'Brien?
Me: No, but he's definately better than those tools Letterman and Leno.
Me: No, but he's definately better than those tools Letterman and Leno.
by Jack Townshend June 29, 2006
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There is however a difference.
Although it may not be very noticable, Reagan had a soul, as opposed to Bush.
His presidency was a joke though.
There is however a difference.
Although it may not be very noticable, Reagan had a soul, as opposed to Bush.
His presidency was a joke though.
by Jack Townshend June 27, 2006
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