paul siminon

Bassist for the punk/rock band the clash. Can be seen smashing his guitar on the cover of the Clash's "London Calling" album.

He originally was going to play the electric guitar, but found it rather difficult, so he tried the bass because "it only has four chords!"

He's a great musician.
Billy: "who's paul siminon"
Me: "A musician."
by Jack Townshend April 16, 2006
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Craig Ferguson

Scottish comedian, host of The Late Late Show on CBS.

He replaced Craig Kilbourne on January 3, 2005. He was one of four finalists running for the job as host.

He is a rather funny man. Unfortunately he shares the time slot with Conan O'Brien so it's difficult for me to watch Ferguson, but from what I've seen he is a very laid back scottish man, and it's a nice change from the typical comedian.

His show aires at 12:35 EST on CBS right after Letterman.
Billy: Is Craig Ferguson as funny as Conan O'Brien?
Me: No, but he's definately better than those tools Letterman and Leno.
by Jack Townshend June 29, 2006
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Ronald Reagan

Like Bush.

There is however a difference.

Although it may not be very noticable, Reagan had a soul, as opposed to Bush.

His presidency was a joke though.
Billy: "Is Bush or Ronald Reagan a better president"
Me: Ronny
by Jack Townshend June 27, 2006
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deadpan

I style of humour, also known as dry humour.

It involves saying something funny, but not changing ones facial expressions or emotions.

Stephen Colbert often uses deadpan.
Stephen Colbert (in ultra-serious, blank face): "I cannot see through all of this liberty."
*audience laughs*
Stephen Colbert (in ultra-serious, blank face): "Yes, I excell at deadpan humour."
by Jack Townshend January 10, 2007
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Carbon/Silicon

A band formed in 2004 by Mick Jones (The Clash, Big Audio Dynamite) and Tony James (Generation X). They're an excellent band, and are vocal supporters of P2P. They have free downloads on their official site.
Billy: "Who's Carbon/Silicon?"
Me: "Excellent band"
by Jack Townshend April 24, 2006
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Indiana University

University in Bloomington, Indiana.
Known for having good basketball teams (bob knight) and bad football teams.

AKA: IU

Rival is Purdue.
Billy: "Did Indiana University win the Big 10 Tourney this year?"
Me: "No, they lost by 1 to Ohio St."

:(
by Jack Townshend April 16, 2006
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Conan O'Brien

Host of Late Night with Conan O'Brien. He is planning to take over the Tonight Show in 2009. He is an excellent comedian and is way better than Jay Leno, David Letterman, and Craig Ferguson. Although Ferguson would come in second.

He often uses witty and sarcastic humour to get laughs, and he's great at it.

House band for the show is The Max Weinberg 7.

Announcer is Joel Godard.
Billy: Who's conan o'brien?
Me: a god.
by Jack Townshend June 30, 2006
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