Definitions by Jack Townshend
deadpan
I style of humour, also known as dry humour.
It involves saying something funny, but not changing ones facial expressions or emotions.
Stephen Colbert often uses deadpan.
It involves saying something funny, but not changing ones facial expressions or emotions.
Stephen Colbert often uses deadpan.
Stephen Colbert (in ultra-serious, blank face): "I cannot see through all of this liberty."
*audience laughs*
Stephen Colbert (in ultra-serious, blank face): "Yes, I excell at deadpan humour."
*audience laughs*
Stephen Colbert (in ultra-serious, blank face): "Yes, I excell at deadpan humour."
deadpan by Jack Townshend January 10, 2007
anti-fetish
Tiffany has an obsessive hate for dogs. She has a dog anti-fetish.
Rick has an obsessive hate for getting his girlfriend in the ass. He has an anal sex anti-fetish.
Rick has an obsessive hate for getting his girlfriend in the ass. He has an anal sex anti-fetish.
anti-fetish by Jack Townshend December 28, 2006
agnostic
"I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure - that is all that agnosticism means."
- Clarence Darrow
- Clarence Darrow
A: Are you agnostic?
B: Yeah.
A: Any good quotes about it?
B: Yeah, Clarence Darrow made a very intelligent statement regarding agnosticsm.
B: Yeah.
A: Any good quotes about it?
B: Yeah, Clarence Darrow made a very intelligent statement regarding agnosticsm.
agnostic by Jack Townshend October 29, 2006
Conan O'Brien
Host of Late Night with Conan O'Brien. He is planning to take over the Tonight Show in 2009. He is an excellent comedian and is way better than Jay Leno, David Letterman, and Craig Ferguson. Although Ferguson would come in second.
He often uses witty and sarcastic humour to get laughs, and he's great at it.
House band for the show is The Max Weinberg 7.
Announcer is Joel Godard.
He often uses witty and sarcastic humour to get laughs, and he's great at it.
House band for the show is The Max Weinberg 7.
Announcer is Joel Godard.
Conan O'Brien by Jack Townshend June 30, 2006
Craig Ferguson
Scottish comedian, host of The Late Late Show on CBS.
He replaced Craig Kilbourne on January 3, 2005. He was one of four finalists running for the job as host.
He is a rather funny man. Unfortunately he shares the time slot with Conan O'Brien so it's difficult for me to watch Ferguson, but from what I've seen he is a very laid back scottish man, and it's a nice change from the typical comedian.
His show aires at 12:35 EST on CBS right after Letterman.
He replaced Craig Kilbourne on January 3, 2005. He was one of four finalists running for the job as host.
He is a rather funny man. Unfortunately he shares the time slot with Conan O'Brien so it's difficult for me to watch Ferguson, but from what I've seen he is a very laid back scottish man, and it's a nice change from the typical comedian.
His show aires at 12:35 EST on CBS right after Letterman.
Billy: Is Craig Ferguson as funny as Conan O'Brien?
Me: No, but he's definately better than those tools Letterman and Leno.
Me: No, but he's definately better than those tools Letterman and Leno.
Craig Ferguson by Jack Townshend June 29, 2006
rush limbaughed
rush limbaughed by Jack Townshend June 28, 2006
Ronald Reagan
Like Bush.
There is however a difference.
Although it may not be very noticable, Reagan had a soul, as opposed to Bush.
His presidency was a joke though.
There is however a difference.
Although it may not be very noticable, Reagan had a soul, as opposed to Bush.
His presidency was a joke though.
Ronald Reagan by Jack Townshend June 27, 2006