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Definitions by Jack Spank9049

Have you taken your morning meds?

Said by one typically when in the state of 2nd hand embarrassment when someone around them is acting completely and utterly retarded for no apparent reason
18 year old: Acts like a 5 year old

Person: Have you taken your morning meds?

Chav Central 

A place that is mostly populated by chavs. Could be the local town centre, park, school or college
Eastleigh College is chav central
Chav Central by Jack Spank9049 January 1, 2023

r/teenagers 

Reddit community where people between the age of 13-19 post about:

- Selfies

- Losing their viginity

- Posts asking for someone to DM them

- Anti-vaping posts

- Screenshots of them being asked out or being said yes to

- Random posts which are not limited to: "why cant i be a pink limousine" and "im so so so sleepy somebody help me i bc asr like m drunkpleaseeee"

- "Number game" posts

**List is not exhaustive
Babe wake up: Another anit-vaping post on r/teenagers!
r/teenagers by Jack Spank9049 December 27, 2022

r/pcmasterrace

Some Reddit "subreddit" where people on it ask stupid questions like "What is this blue port on the back of this 15 year old PC?" (Clearly a VGA port) and argue over what browser is better in the way how Xbox 360 and PS3 users endlessly debated the console wars back in 2009 and slander people who still use otherwise perfectly fine 1080p 60hz monitors as if money grows on trees. Apart from that, people post pictures of their multi-grand builds and is also a good place for posting pictures of mishandled tempered glass sidepanels
"Where do I post this picture asking where my monitor cables go?"

r/stupidquestions, not r/pcmasterrace
r/pcmasterrace by Jack Spank9049 December 27, 2022

Power Wank 

The act of inserting the USB end of your phone charger into your penis to charge it...
Nathan's phone is dead so he's having a power wank!
Power Wank by Jack Spank9049 December 26, 2022

Inconvinient O'Clock 

This is when you have something happen at an inconvinient time
Stupid people ringing me at inconvinient o'Clock

As we speak 

(1.) Often said in dramatic moments where the situation was never planned to happen but (2.) can be said in more casual moments
1. Flight 498 has had an engine fire and is heading to the nearest airport to make an emergency landing as we speak

2. I can see the delivery driver is en-route as we speak so you should have your food within the next 5 minutes
As we speak by Jack Spank9049 December 24, 2022