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Basically has the outcome if Jack (Spack No.1) were to be spanking again or if not worse
The BBC will send an emergency broadcast message, all motorways will be shut with the exception of emergency and military use, Bluestar Bus will no longer operate its £1 after 6PM fare, Alex Turner will no longer want to be part of The Strokes, all flights will be grounded worldwide, Souhtampton will be relegated to the EFL and Pompey will be promoted to the EFL and also win the FA Cup in a shock victory against Chelsea, Activision will remove death chat on Warzone, the death chat compilation containing Spack No.3's deathchat will be deleted, London Bridge will fall down, Asus will go out of business, the sale of Elf Bars will be banned in the UK, an asteroid will be on a crash-collison course with Earth, the sun will get hotter and hotter and bigger and bigger, climate change will become inevitable, USB-C will no longer be mandatory in the EU.
The BBC will send an emergency broadcast message, all motorways will be shut with the exception of emergency and military use, Bluestar Bus will no longer operate its £1 after 6PM fare, Alex Turner will no longer want to be part of The Strokes, all flights will be grounded worldwide, Souhtampton will be relegated to the EFL and Pompey will be promoted to the EFL and also win the FA Cup in a shock victory against Chelsea, Activision will remove death chat on Warzone, the death chat compilation containing Spack No.3's deathchat will be deleted, London Bridge will fall down, Asus will go out of business, the sale of Elf Bars will be banned in the UK, an asteroid will be on a crash-collison course with Earth, the sun will get hotter and hotter and bigger and bigger, climate change will become inevitable, USB-C will no longer be mandatory in the EU.
by Jack Spank9049 August 4, 2022
Get the MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM! DANIEL'S (Spack No.3) VAPING AGAIN! mug.*Sees a post on the internet about someone getting off "the zaza"
Spack No.2: "Right, Urban Dictionary time!
Spack No.2: "Right, Urban Dictionary time!
by Jack Spank9049 January 14, 2023
Get the Urban Dictionary time! mug.1. An unusually big object.
2. Said by one to express their shock or surprise.
3. Said by one to make another person go away (normally in a rude way)
2. Said by one to express their shock or surprise.
3. Said by one to make another person go away (normally in a rude way)
1. I went to Spack No.4's house on our prom night and there was this fuck-off 4k TV in their kitchen.
2. Spack No.2: Did you hear that Spack No.3's Warzone deathchat was clipped and uploaded to Youtube? Spack No.1: Fuck off!
3. Can you please fuck off and go somewhere else?
2. Spack No.2: Did you hear that Spack No.3's Warzone deathchat was clipped and uploaded to Youtube? Spack No.1: Fuck off!
3. Can you please fuck off and go somewhere else?
by Jack Spank9049 July 27, 2022
Get the Fuck off mug.Unlike all other Spacks who currently reside in either Dorset or Hampshire UK, Spack No.5 lives in the US State of North Carolina.
He likes playing Red Dead Redemption 2, sometimes Warzone and gives death chat loud enough to set your speakers or your headset on fire.
I (Spack No.2) had also apparently gotten Urban Dictionary blocked in Spack No.5's high school, seemingly because all the students were too busy looking at UD during class!
He likes playing Red Dead Redemption 2, sometimes Warzone and gives death chat loud enough to set your speakers or your headset on fire.
I (Spack No.2) had also apparently gotten Urban Dictionary blocked in Spack No.5's high school, seemingly because all the students were too busy looking at UD during class!
by Jack Spank9049 March 13, 2023
Get the Spack No.5 mug.Spack No.2: *Realises the Warzone deathchat compilation on Youtube featuring the death chat of fellow cousin Spack No.3 has been deleted*
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
by Jack Spank9049 January 24, 2023
Get the FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU mug.The absolute most catastrophic event in the Earth's history, should it happen.
The BBC will send out an emergency broadcast alert, all motorways in the UK will be shut apart from emergency services and military personnel. Southampton will be relegated to the Championship, Pareth Pouthgate will sign a new contract with England, Tesco will stop its £3.50 meal deal, Alex Turner will no longer want to be part of The Strokes, an asteroid will be on a crash collision course with Earth and nothing can be done about it, Pisstiano Penaldo and Parry Pane will both score hattricks against Southampton, Portsmouth will win the Caribou cup again, Bluestar Bus will stop its £1 fares after 6PM, Domino's will no longer do Two for Tuesday, Pizza Hut will stop its £5 favourites, Papa Johns will stop its £8.99 large pizza collection deal, Virgin Media will go out of business, the sale of Elf Bar vapes will be banned in the UK, the servers for Call of Duty World at War will shut down, labour will lose the next general election. These aren't all the events that will happen and just the ones I have on the top of my head...
The BBC will send out an emergency broadcast alert, all motorways in the UK will be shut apart from emergency services and military personnel. Southampton will be relegated to the Championship, Pareth Pouthgate will sign a new contract with England, Tesco will stop its £3.50 meal deal, Alex Turner will no longer want to be part of The Strokes, an asteroid will be on a crash collision course with Earth and nothing can be done about it, Pisstiano Penaldo and Parry Pane will both score hattricks against Southampton, Portsmouth will win the Caribou cup again, Bluestar Bus will stop its £1 fares after 6PM, Domino's will no longer do Two for Tuesday, Pizza Hut will stop its £5 favourites, Papa Johns will stop its £8.99 large pizza collection deal, Virgin Media will go out of business, the sale of Elf Bar vapes will be banned in the UK, the servers for Call of Duty World at War will shut down, labour will lose the next general election. These aren't all the events that will happen and just the ones I have on the top of my head...
Spack No.2:MUUUUUUUUM! JACK'S SPANKING AGAIN!
Rishi Sunak or who ever the fuck is PM at the time: "You must ration all essential supplies now and limit outside contact"
Rishi Sunak or who ever the fuck is PM at the time: "You must ration all essential supplies now and limit outside contact"
by Jack Spank9049 July 30, 2022
Get the MUUUUUUUUM! JACK'S SPANKING AGAIN! mug.This word (or phrase - what every you call it) was invented by Spack No.2's school tutor.
It was a lovely and peaceful morning in Spack No.2's school tutor base in Autumn 2020 up until some kid got out his bluetooth speaker and started playing DRILL SONGS out loud.
Spack No.2's tutor then told the kid to turn of the music and labelled it 'Chav FM'
This nickname for Drill music will probably go down in the history books for one of the best nicknames!
It was a lovely and peaceful morning in Spack No.2's school tutor base in Autumn 2020 up until some kid got out his bluetooth speaker and started playing DRILL SONGS out loud.
Spack No.2's tutor then told the kid to turn of the music and labelled it 'Chav FM'
This nickname for Drill music will probably go down in the history books for one of the best nicknames!
by Jack Spank9049 May 15, 2022
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