Jack Nicholson's definitions

Loosee

Word used to describe a child which resembles a plant.

"Damn, that girls mumma musta been a cactus!"

by Jack Nicholson June 8, 2004

Kuko

Someone who quotes the funniest of funny quotes to draw attention away from the hatred of their own name.

Scrampthip - "It was simply a bad fortnight!"

John - "You're such a Kuko"

by Jack Nicholson February 16, 2004

Mouse and Keyboard

Dustpan & Brush. A simple case of mixed up words of Sales staff in computer environments.

"Where's the mouse and keyboard?"
"The what? It's attatched to the computer"
"No the mouse and key... oh wait I mean the dustpan and brush"

by Jack Nicholson February 25, 2006

Isobel Rapoport

A very rare bread of beautiful yet hilariously funny women

'That supermodel had me in hysterics, she is such an Isobel'

by Jack Nicholson March 13, 2004

Dort Lesbian

Someone who enjoys having there naked behind slapped by a penis. Anyone can be a Dort Lesbian, maybe even you. The sole who does the slapping, is Dubbed a "Penguin".

Damn that Penguin is whacking that Dort Lezzers ass like there aint no tomorrow

by Jack Nicholson June 9, 2004

Up the duff

An expression of great misfortune, expanded from it's original meaning, to be pregnant. The expansion is due to the expression often being the unfortunate case of the pregnancy being untimely and unpredicted.

"When they find all the coke in Mark's desk, he's gonna be sooooo up the duff!"

"Shit, I've got 2 flats and only 5 minutes to get the airport!"
"You are up the duff mate"

by Jack Nicholson February 11, 2006

Prom Queen

Term used when Snowboarding when the boarder and the snow collide at high velocity, as Wipeout is to a Surfer and Bail is to a Skateboarder.

"Awwwwwww shit, that mother Prom Queened real bad, that gonna hurt!"

by Jack Nicholson June 8, 2004