Definitions by Jack Nicholson

shopposite 

A shop that is opposite.

"I'll go to that shopposite tomorrow morn' and purchase some fine boots"

shopposite by Jack Nicholson February 12, 2020

Mouse and Keyboard 

Dustpan & Brush. A simple case of mixed up words of Sales staff in computer environments.

"Where's the mouse and keyboard?"
"The what? It's attatched to the computer"
"No the mouse and key... oh wait I mean the dustpan and brush"

Mouse and Keyboard by Jack Nicholson February 25, 2006

Up the duff 

An expression of great misfortune, expanded from it's original meaning, to be pregnant. The expansion is due to the expression often being the unfortunate case of the pregnancy being untimely and unpredicted.

"When they find all the coke in Mark's desk, he's gonna be sooooo up the duff!"

"Shit, I've got 2 flats and only 5 minutes to get the airport!"
"You are up the duff mate"

Up the duff by Jack Nicholson February 11, 2006

Dort Lesbian 

Someone who enjoys having there naked behind slapped by a penis. Anyone can be a Dort Lesbian, maybe even you. The sole who does the slapping, is Dubbed a "Penguin".

Damn that Penguin is whacking that Dort Lezzers ass like there aint no tomorrow

Dort Lesbian by Jack Nicholson June 9, 2004

Loosee 

Word used to describe a child which resembles a plant.

"Damn, that girls mumma musta been a cactus!"

Loosee by Jack Nicholson June 8, 2004

Prom Queen 

Term used when Snowboarding when the boarder and the snow collide at high velocity, as Wipeout is to a Surfer and Bail is to a Skateboarder.

"Awwwwwww shit, that mother Prom Queened real bad, that gonna hurt!"

Prom Queen by Jack Nicholson June 8, 2004

Pipe Layable 

If you describe a person Pipe Layable, then it is stating that you wish "Lay Some Pipe" on them, meaining you yourself have to have some "Pipe" to lay, inside a Pipe Layable's "Pipe Lining". Derived from Victor from Big Brothers quote, "You can call me the Plumber, you know what I'm saying, I like to lay the pipe on the women"
Abbriviated to "PL"

Damn that Girl is a real Pipe Layable
Shit that is a one Pipe Layable Lady

Pipe Layable by Jack Nicholson June 8, 2004