9 definitions by Jack Nicholson

shopposite

A shop that is opposite.

"I'll go to that shopposite tomorrow morn' and purchase some fine boots"

by Jack Nicholson February 12, 2020

Loosee

Word used to describe a child which resembles a plant.

"Damn, that girls mumma musta been a cactus!"

by Jack Nicholson June 8, 2004

Mouse and Keyboard

Dustpan & Brush. A simple case of mixed up words of Sales staff in computer environments.

"Where's the mouse and keyboard?"
"The what? It's attatched to the computer"
"No the mouse and key... oh wait I mean the dustpan and brush"

by Jack Nicholson February 16, 2006

Up the duff

An expression of great misfortune, expanded from it's original meaning, to be pregnant. The expansion is due to the expression often being the unfortunate case of the pregnancy being untimely and unpredicted.

"When they find all the coke in Mark's desk, he's gonna be sooooo up the duff!"

"Shit, I've got 2 flats and only 5 minutes to get the airport!"
"You are up the duff mate"

by Jack Nicholson February 3, 2006

Pipe Layable

If you describe a person Pipe Layable, then it is stating that you wish "Lay Some Pipe" on them, meaining you yourself have to have some "Pipe" to lay, inside a Pipe Layable's "Pipe Lining". Derived from Victor from Big Brothers quote, "You can call me the Plumber, you know what I'm saying, I like to lay the pipe on the women"
Abbriviated to "PL"

Damn that Girl is a real Pipe Layable
Shit that is a one Pipe Layable Lady

by Jack Nicholson June 8, 2004

Dort Lesbian

Someone who enjoys having there naked behind slapped by a penis. Anyone can be a Dort Lesbian, maybe even you. The sole who does the slapping, is Dubbed a "Penguin".

Damn that Penguin is whacking that Dort Lezzers ass like there aint no tomorrow

by Jack Nicholson June 9, 2004

Isobel Rapoport

A very rare bread of beautiful yet hilariously funny women

'That supermodel had me in hysterics, she is such an Isobel'

by Jack Nicholson March 14, 2004