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An expression of great misfortune, expanded from it's original meaning, to be pregnant. The expansion is due to the expression often being the unfortunate case of the pregnancy being untimely and unpredicted.
"When they find all the coke in Mark's desk, he's gonna be sooooo up the duff!"
"Shit, I've got 2 flats and only 5 minutes to get the airport!"
"You are up the duff mate"
"Shit, I've got 2 flats and only 5 minutes to get the airport!"
"You are up the duff mate"
by Jack Nicholson February 11, 2006
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"No the mouse and key... oh wait I mean the dustpan and brush"
"The what? It's attatched to the computer"
"No the mouse and key... oh wait I mean the dustpan and brush"
by Jack Nicholson February 25, 2006
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Get the Loosee mug.Term used when Snowboarding when the boarder and the snow collide at high velocity, as Wipeout is to a Surfer and Bail is to a Skateboarder.
by Jack Nicholson June 8, 2004
Get the Prom Queen mug.If you describe a person Pipe Layable, then it is stating that you wish "Lay Some Pipe" on them, meaining you yourself have to have some "Pipe" to lay, inside a Pipe Layable's "Pipe Lining". Derived from Victor from Big Brothers quote, "You can call me the Plumber, you know what I'm saying, I like to lay the pipe on the women"
Abbriviated to "PL"
Abbriviated to "PL"
by Jack Nicholson June 8, 2004
Get the Pipe Layable mug.Someone who enjoys having there naked behind slapped by a penis. Anyone can be a Dort Lesbian, maybe even you. The sole who does the slapping, is Dubbed a "Penguin".
by Jack Nicholson June 9, 2004
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