Jack Nicholson's definitions

Isobel Rapoport

A very rare bread of beautiful yet hilariously funny women

'That supermodel had me in hysterics, she is such an Isobel'

by Jack Nicholson March 13, 2004

Pipe Layable

If you describe a person Pipe Layable, then it is stating that you wish "Lay Some Pipe" on them, meaining you yourself have to have some "Pipe" to lay, inside a Pipe Layable's "Pipe Lining". Derived from Victor from Big Brothers quote, "You can call me the Plumber, you know what I'm saying, I like to lay the pipe on the women"
Abbriviated to "PL"

Damn that Girl is a real Pipe Layable
Shit that is a one Pipe Layable Lady

by Jack Nicholson June 8, 2004

Dort Lesbian

Someone who enjoys having there naked behind slapped by a penis. Anyone can be a Dort Lesbian, maybe even you. The sole who does the slapping, is Dubbed a "Penguin".

Damn that Penguin is whacking that Dort Lezzers ass like there aint no tomorrow

by Jack Nicholson June 9, 2004

Prom Queen

Term used when Snowboarding when the boarder and the snow collide at high velocity, as Wipeout is to a Surfer and Bail is to a Skateboarder.

"Awwwwwww shit, that mother Prom Queened real bad, that gonna hurt!"

by Jack Nicholson June 8, 2004

Loosee

Word used to describe a child which resembles a plant.

"Damn, that girls mumma musta been a cactus!"

by Jack Nicholson June 8, 2004

Mouse and Keyboard

Dustpan & Brush. A simple case of mixed up words of Sales staff in computer environments.

"Where's the mouse and keyboard?"
"The what? It's attatched to the computer"
"No the mouse and key... oh wait I mean the dustpan and brush"

by Jack Nicholson February 25, 2006

Kuko

Someone who quotes the funniest of funny quotes to draw attention away from the hatred of their own name.

Scrampthip - "It was simply a bad fortnight!"

John - "You're such a Kuko"

by Jack Nicholson February 16, 2004