Jack's definitions

Halo 2

BEST GAME EVER!!!!!! FOR XBOX!!! a GAME THAT IS SO ADDICTING ITS POWERED WITH COCAINE

Mom:Hey its time for school

Sum1:NO U FUKEN HORE IM PLAYING HALO 2 IM NEVER STOP PLAYING IT

by jack November 14, 2004

turned on

1)to have an erection
2)to become excited

man did you see the way she was lookin?
i got sooo turned on

by jack July 17, 2003

Fucktardjous

Like Retarding. As in someone is a retard.

'You Fucktardjous Milkman'
'How Fucktardjous!!'

by Jack June 26, 2004

Wearat

The most idiotic person you can think of, mental age of about 5, probably originates from a family of meercats in west virginia or something, he always needs a slap on his forehead otehrwise it gets to big. a dickhead, bums Counter Strike.

shut up wearat
wearat, go home
no-one likes you wearat, go away

by Jack October 27, 2004

Anarchist Cookbook

A book first compiled and released during the height of Vietnam war protesting, intended to be a guidebook to civil disobedience by explaining how to create destructive substances and various techniques for undermining or just screwing with authorities. All methods described within were totally accurate at the time of publication and were reportedly researched and taken from various military books the author found in a local library.

Nowadays the term applies to any of the many print and online publications that deal with how to create malicious substances from household items. These publications are only spiritual successors, the original author of the Anarchist Cookbook claims he has since changed his views. The book only remains in print due to the underhanded dealings of the author's publisher.

Break out the old Anarchist Cookbook, we'll make some napalm.

by Jack April 2, 2004

twenty ones

Twenty one inch diameter wheels or rims, on luxury cars.

I got twenty ones rubbing on my Benz.

by Jack December 28, 2003

bum nuts

small poos that really hurt and you have to force them. never pleasant. they also make inordinately large splashes.

two guys in toilets:
'oi blud that sounds like your dropping a monster'
'nah mate, its just bum nuts'

by Jack December 7, 2004