JaaagMan's definitions

Geartronic

Similar in concept to Porsche's Tiptronic gearbox, this 'manumatic' (Manual/automatic) gearbox from Volvo allows the driver to select gears, whilst allowing them to still have the benefits of an automatic gearbox - namely, just sticking the gearlever in "D". The gearbox will change up at the redline should a dozy driver forget to upshift before then. Available with Volvo's T6 and D5 engines only.

"What gearbox does this have?"
"This has a six-speed Geartronic gearbox."

by JaaagMan February 8, 2012

Dictaphone

Idiot who's always on his mobile (cell phone).

A: You'll never guess who was blocking the gangway on the Tube this morning.
B: Who?
A: A Dictaphone.

by JaaagMan November 6, 2012