a munted cow is a woman thats had her cunt kicked in after shes given her man a stunned wombat for giving him an angry dragon after hes regained consciousness and realized shes taken his masculinity away from him!!
by jay December 22, 2004
adj.-
Synonym for "cool". Derived from the Oxford English Dictionary original definition of an 18th century dandy who affected mannerisms of Continental Europe.
Synonym for "cool". Derived from the Oxford English Dictionary original definition of an 18th century dandy who affected mannerisms of Continental Europe.
"Stuck a feather in his (Doodle's) cap and called it macaroni."
"Man, that bitch is macaroni"
"I'm so macaroni, girls will want to pour cheese on me."
"Man, that bitch is macaroni"
"I'm so macaroni, girls will want to pour cheese on me."
by Jay March 20, 2005
nanobug is an aspiring pimp dictator, a genius, an anomaly compared to his peers who are inferior and will eventally be subjugated to his rule. If you are a female under the age of 25, hot, have big boobs, your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and you are down for the dirty sanchez, and your father can supply a dowry of $85,000 USD, you might just have what it takes to be one of his hos.
by Jay February 11, 2004
by Jay March 14, 2005
when you get beaten over the head with a flashlight for talking like a dumbass and keeping everyone up
by Jay September 16, 2003
gerund. 1. the process of gaining weight, bloating; 2. the process of gaining weight and growing sideburns simultaneously; 3. the process of gaining weight, growing sideburns, and developing an addiction to prescription drugs simultaneously; 4. any downward spiral involving rapid weight gain. See Elvis.
Man, James is really elvising. Must be all that malt liquor and Popeyes he's had since his old lady gave him the boot.
by Jay November 26, 2004
a member of the fattoid species; and can be found on his garden city postal route slipping in mud patches. one who has a big gulp for every breakfast and a faggot son who can't read
by jay February 12, 2005