JaY's definitions

palmala

the name of the hand you use to jerk with

i have a date with palmala tonight

by jay April 25, 2003

ull

Idiotic variation of "you'll or you shall/will". Looks like it should be pronounced, 'uhl', like 'pull'.

Doofus: so ull go to da prom wif me tonite????/////
Zelda: Hell no.

by jay January 2, 2005

Minnesota

Boring-ass state of 5 million conservative hillbillies trying to prove to the world how hip and liberal they really aren't.

Arkansas has twice as many teeth as Minnesota.

by Jay May 29, 2005

racism

A group of people who discriminate other groups of people based on their skin color, ethnic background or religion.

I would never date him because he is white.

by Jay January 19, 2004

toug

toug, an adjective used like the word tough. Originating from a mispelling of the voice selection menu in Planetside where there was not enough room for the proper title of Grizzled/Toug

omg that is so toug

by Jay July 9, 2003

Manhunt

1. A video game, emphasising stealth murder, that fails to hold the players attention; an attempt by Rockstar Games to sell games by shock value and bad publicity.

2. a cohesive effort of an organized group to capture an individual.

I was all pumped to play Manhunt.
I rented it, and fell asleep while playing it.
I am wicked bummed.

by jay March 22, 2007

Nuclear Ambiguity

When a dangerous rogue state which is suspected of having an illegal nuclear weapons arsenal claims that it "...will not introduce nuclear weapons to the Middle East" - and continues to claim that it does not have weapons of mass destruction even after one of its nuclear technicians proves that it does have a nuclear stockpile of at least 300 warheads (all so it can continue to be propped up by billions of dollars in aid from an allied country which has a law banning it from supporting proliferating countries).

Nuclear weapons? What nuclear weapons? The facility at Dimona is a textiles factory....okay okay, it is just a civilian nuclear research programme.

Now, Papa America, as we DO NOT have nuclear weapons please can you give us even more and more billions of aid dollars so we can continue building on occupied land and developing our nuclear power station.

by Jay April 21, 2004