Dangeresque

n. A famous movie character from a trilogy by Strongbad, starring Coach Z as Ronaldo, Bubs as the evil villain, and Strongbad as Dangeresque.

a. "I won't let you die Dangeresque!"
"Don't worry, dying's not on the menu!"

b. Dangeresque: "But the elevator in this building is broken, so I guess I'll have to jump!"

by Jason November 10, 2003

i guess

Saying yes to something that you shouldn't even have to waste your time or effort into saying "yes" to.

I guess really means, "yes"

I guess is an answer to a question that a person should already know the answer to before asking the question.

Jane: Do you race your car?
Mike: I guess..

Jane: Did you go to the store?
Mike: (true meaning) What do you think you stupid idiot? (Give me secks!)

by Jason December 21, 2004

chonan

A slang term used in MMA (Mixed Martial Arts) to denote submitting your opponent via a flying scissor heel hook. The term was coined after a Japanese fighter from Pride FC named Ryo Chonan used a flying scissor kick to take down Brazilian fighter Anderson Silva and then proceed to submit him with a heel hook at Pride Shockwave 2004. It is widely considered by many to be one of the most innovative and flashy submissions in MMA history.

This new kid in my MMA training class was talking shit about how he had never been submitted before in competition so I chonan'ed his ass to put him in his place. Needless to say, he shut the fuck up after that.

by Jason June 18, 2006

gizzed

When you fuck a woman, and you cum in your hand, and then you slap her (I mean really smack her) with the cum soaked hand.

I finished and gizzed her in the face.

by jason October 5, 2004

mutha

a synonym for "nigga" or "buddy". Or a word used when you're mad at someone and don't feel like wasting your time saying thier name.

J: "Hey mutha, wanna take a turn playing Metal Gear Solid 3?"
Dan: "Yeah, mutha"
....or
-"Can you pass that over here."
-"Sure you stupid mutha."

by JASON December 6, 2004

kibbles

game freak;nerd;outsider

dont be such a kibbles at school

by jason April 13, 2003

I see

Its the word everyone uses when someone just told you something and you literally can't come up with anything else to respond with. So in essence you use "I see"

Also used when you hear something really nasty or something you just could have gone without hearing you commonly use the words "I see"

Yo so dude, check it out... I went out with Jessica last night and things got crazy. *The dude who thinks he is so uber cool, goes on about the sick things he and Jessica did* *5 minutes later* Yeah so it was freaking awesome!
*Other friend* I see...

by Jason June 30, 2004