completing the job
1. staying married to the same person 'til death do you part."He was always faithful to me, going the distance, sticking with me 'til he died"
2. mounting a woman without cumming until she has had a chance to cum."I like fucking Jake, at least he is capable of going the distance 'til I get off."
2. mounting a woman without cumming until she has had a chance to cum."I like fucking Jake, at least he is capable of going the distance 'til I get off."
by Jake March 05, 2004
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Get the cackle mug.I've had a long, hard day at the office; I'm going home to have a coupla shots of scotch , crawl into a warm bed, lube up and whang my whang.
by Jake March 24, 2004
Get the whang mug.the most retarded fashion trend of 2003/2004. Little brown boot things that allow people to drag their feet all lazy like while looking incredibly stupid and as far away from sexy as they could possibley be. Generally they are worn in one of four forms:
a) With sweat pants or jeans tucked into the boots Ugh Factor 10
b) With a skirt (why not wear cowboy boots with 80's style shorts?) Ugh Factor 10
c) One pant leg tucked in or either side partially tucked in. Ugh Factor 9 Stupidity factor 1,000,000
d) Under normal pants Ugh Factor 5
--The Ugh Scale--
1 - Fashionable, Stylish, Cool
10 - Possibly the worse thing you could do to society, you'd be better off dead.
a) With sweat pants or jeans tucked into the boots Ugh Factor 10
b) With a skirt (why not wear cowboy boots with 80's style shorts?) Ugh Factor 10
c) One pant leg tucked in or either side partially tucked in. Ugh Factor 9 Stupidity factor 1,000,000
d) Under normal pants Ugh Factor 5
--The Ugh Scale--
1 - Fashionable, Stylish, Cool
10 - Possibly the worse thing you could do to society, you'd be better off dead.
cool person: WTF are you wearing on your feet!
idiot: these are uggs, they're so hot.
cool person: you should be shot, not only is it 2005 and they're a 2003 trend but they look stupid as shit you trendy slut
idiot: waaaaahhh, i'm not trendy, i'm origional.
cool person: drop dead
idiot: these are uggs, they're so hot.
cool person: you should be shot, not only is it 2005 and they're a 2003 trend but they look stupid as shit you trendy slut
idiot: waaaaahhh, i'm not trendy, i'm origional.
cool person: drop dead
by jake April 01, 2005
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my favourite intimate lubricant is ky warming; it turns warm on contact, and I can just "glide til I cried"
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My wife and I went to a stag and doe last Saturday for Greg and Julie who are getting married next month.
by Jake January 29, 2004
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