faith

My religion's holy book says the world is flat, so I believe it's flat no matter what all those fancy-pants scientists say, what with all their years of hard work and research!
by Jake August 10, 2004
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missionary position

male-female sex position: the woman lies on her back with her legs apart and the man lowers himself on top of her, supporting his weight with his elbows, and enters her with his legs either inside or outside hers (usually inside). He may lower himself onto her and rest more of his weight on her body. The woman can wrap her legs around him to control the depth and speed of his thrusting into her vagina, or she may thrust a little towards him from her pelvis to match his movements in and out of her vagina.
She's not a big fan of the missionary position, she prefers that I lie on my back and she sits on me; I like that too, as it leaves both my hands free, to touch her.
by Jake March 23, 2004
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Red Sox

Professional baseball franchise from Boston, MA. Became the BEST DAMN TEAM EVER TO GRACE GOD'S GREEN EARTH simply by winning their first World Series in 86 years, despite the fact they have to win many more championships to catch up with the Yankees.
"I would easily sacrifice my first born son to see the Red Sox win the World Series."
by Jake February 08, 2005
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duds

A term used to describe outrageously ugly girls.
'Yeah I went out with those girls last night'
--Did you do em?
'No, they were duds.'
by Jake February 27, 2005
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boobiebandit

A man or woman who runs by and gets a quick grope of a boobie. This can be a male or female boobie. The groper is often masked and wearing a striped shirt.
"Oh my! I do declare, what a foul and dastardly boobiebandit you are! Ohhh!"
by Jake July 17, 2003
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Adult Swim

time with no kids in the pool; the adults can feel each other up without worrying that some 10-year-old with goggles is going to see them.
My dad slipped my mom a boner during adult swim and I was born 9 months later. After that they were more careful to use condoms.
by Jake February 28, 2004
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pop

When you smoke a bong, dry or wet, once the weed is all gone you'll hear a very slight popping sounds as the remanants are sucked down. Then you know it's time to load up and have some more :)
"Dude, you can stop toking now, I heard it pop"
by Jake January 22, 2005
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