chode

A penis that is wider than it is long. Usually put in pimply,bloody pussy's.
Brendan popped nikkis cherry with that chode
by jack December 09, 2002
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shitfarts

farts that warn of a bowel movement or that a bowel movement is imminent.
ned hadn't shit in two days but had shitfarts before he crapped his pants.
by Jack May 10, 2004
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Rort

Rort: (verb/noun) To rort.
I rort, you rort, he rorts, we rort, you all rort.
Meaning: To have-it'. To partake in 'the rort' is to appreciate the funner things in life, predominately grog and Michael Jackson.
Examples: Last night I was on the rort. Saturday I got completely rorted. Let us rort.(religious/ceremonial). The rort is on. That was some exceptionally fine, London rort.
Derived from the Latin: Rortus - meaning, 'to have had a skin-full'.
by Jack December 17, 2003
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ultimoleo

coolest guy on neopets. better than all dem fackers!

leo - short way of saying it
Guy: Dude, you wanna hang wit ultimoleo? You kidding?

Gal: He wouldn't wanna hang out with you hudooh!
by Jack June 12, 2004
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celda

A play on the word "Zelda," of Nintendo's popular "Legend of Zelda" video game series. It refers to the cel-shaded graphical style of the "Wind Waker" installation of the series on Nintendo's Gamecube system. The word mainly has a negative connotation, as most fans were disappointed with the initial look of the game.
Zelda? More like CELDA!!
by Jack March 04, 2005
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unknown spartan

The Unknown Spartan is the most powerful spartan in the halo world. during the fall of reach the unknown spartan hijacked a covenant ship and took off to earth..now he is fighting the covenant.
by Jack February 14, 2005
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rapid

a person with extreme speed and always wins everything so everyone hates them
aww look, its rapid emily, wats she doing?
by jack October 12, 2004
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