JaCK's definitions

spit swabbing the pork curtains

eating "the" cooter

jack was caught spit swabbing the pork curtains

by jack January 28, 2003

sweetish-pancake

After having sex with a girl, ejaculate on and around her ass-cheeks and rapidly squeeze them together, making a squishy noise.

After having sex with a fat girl, i spummed on her ass and gave her the sweetish-pancake

by Jack June 4, 2003

flange

a projection around the rim of a shaft, used for for attaching to another object
viz. the vagina labia minora

she jived her arse off, flanges flapping

She's got fine flanges, man. Gothic arch.

a flange-sandwich

by Jack August 5, 2004

bolshevik

1. substitute word used in place of "bull shit" so you wont get in trouble with teachers.

2. bullshit or shit

Pronounce the syllable "bol" like "bull" to give more flavor

"You piece of bolshevik"
"Bolshevik!"

by jack February 9, 2004

neonphyter

An elite graphics artist in whom must be asian and 6'4 in height.

Neonphyter showed me what its all about.

by Jack February 4, 2004

Marzipan

n:Homestar runner's girlfriend.
likes to sing, loves animals, hates meat.

"what should I get Marzipan for her birthday?"

by jack November 26, 2003

meat wallet

meaty pussy

damn.....her meat wallet smelled like meat loaf

by jack January 28, 2003