Definitions by JW Pepper

ave it 

Say "ave it" when you kick or punch something really hard.

ave it you bastard (kick) looking at my bird was yer (kick)

ave it by JW Pepper July 19, 2006

Gibraltar 

Geographically part of Spain but actually owned by the UK.

Hardly surprising that it annoys some spanish people.

Gibraltar. A place where unarmed freedom fighters can get shot in the back.

Gibraltar by JW Pepper January 20, 2004

skiddly 

A rather silly word that means having a cigarette.

Just popping outside for skiddly - give me a shout when the kettle's boiled.

skiddly by JW Pepper December 23, 2003

excardon me 

A mish mash of pardon me and excuse me.

excardon me, I thought these were the gents toilets.

excardon me by JW Pepper December 23, 2003

Pint of Shit

A pint of a well known irish drink thats good for you.

Barman - Evening Trevor, what can I get you?

Trevor - Pint of Shit please, I've ad a proper bastard of a day.

Pint of Shit by JW Pepper December 23, 2003

comb-over 

A thing middle aged men do to try and cover up bald patches using what little hair they have got left.

Me and Bobby Charlton

comb-over by JW Pepper December 23, 2003

bootfuck

To have intercourse in the back of a Ford Cortina

I bootfucked kerry last night in the pub car park

bootfuck by JW Pepper December 19, 2003