JS's definitions

topless

Being without one's laptop.

She would have looked it up on IMDB, but she was topless.

by js February 9, 2009

HNIC

Hockey Night In Canada.

Hockey Night In Canada's on!

by js October 22, 2003

Scottsdale

Scottsdale, Arizona. Even though it is just a dry, hot and dusty place with no natural resources, people there are often snobbish and think it is a very prestigious place to live because it has a lot of man-made features like golf courses and it is more expensive than other places in Arizona.

Those girls we met in Scottsdale were superficial bitches.

by JS January 16, 2004

Havasu

Lake Havasu, Arizona. A wide spot in the Colorado River used for recreational water activities. Certain areas are known for outrageous, over-the-top, orgy-like partying.

You wouldn't believe what was going on at the sand bar in Havasu.

by JS January 16, 2004

Bu

Malibu, California. A wealthy and mostly white residential beach city along the coast West of Los Angeles.

B-rad lives in Bu but he pretends he's from the hood.

by JS January 16, 2004

Ubar

nobody in germany uses über for super...
it means above...

the nose is über the mouth
hr hr hr...

by JS May 13, 2005

cigarette boat

A type of speed boat originally designed for racing on the open ocean, 30-50 feet long and about 8 feet wide. Almost always equipped with at least 1000hp but often up to 2000hp, modern versions can go well over 100 mph. Drug runners made them famous in the 1970's and 80's but they are now popular as extremely expensive ($250,000+) show-off toys mainly for rich, otherwise blue collar people like construction contractors and business owners. The culture surrounding them strongly embraces decadent drinking, drugs, sex, and partying, and sometimes boating too. Most of them are used on lakes way too small and calm compared to their original purpose.

When I win the lottery I'm going to buy a cigarette boat and take it to the sand bar at Havasu.

by JS January 16, 2004