JS's definitions

cigarette boat

A type of speed boat originally designed for racing on the open ocean, 30-50 feet long and about 8 feet wide. Almost always equipped with at least 1000hp but often up to 2000hp, modern versions can go well over 100 mph. Drug runners made them famous in the 1970's and 80's but they are now popular as extremely expensive ($250,000+) show-off toys mainly for rich, otherwise blue collar people like construction contractors and business owners. The culture surrounding them strongly embraces decadent drinking, drugs, sex, and partying, and sometimes boating too. Most of them are used on lakes way too small and calm compared to their original purpose.

When I win the lottery I'm going to buy a cigarette boat and take it to the sand bar at Havasu.

by JS January 16, 2004

hedonist

Someone whose main goal in life is pleasure.

Hugh Hefner, duh.

by JS March 14, 2004

HNIC

Hockey Night In Canada.

Hockey Night In Canada's on!

by js October 22, 2003

appropriate

HAWT...as in off the hook bodacious, utterly bootylicious. A frickin walking hardon. Like... oh my god, i think i wet myself, because that is so frickin hawt!!!

how "appropriate" is that swim suit?

by JS March 19, 2005

confirming with the president

having a wank, using just the one hand

i decided to confirm with the president after finding this picture of your mother

by Js May 13, 2005

stevie nicks

Stevie Nicks is a (now) legendary rock singer known for her "witchy" image and persona. Her songs are usually dark, with cryptic, yet personal, lyrics. She is a solo artist as well as a vital member of rock band Fleetwood Mac. She is very talented and is heard to be a very warm and sweet woman. Plus, she is friggin' gorgeous!

"Look, she is playing that tambourine like Stevie Nicks!"

"I'm wearing my Stevie Nicks outfit."

by JS May 30, 2004

Fernet

Fernet-Branca liquer. An alcoholic drink with a cult-like following in some urban locales. Fomulated as a patent medicine in the 1800's, some claim it is like absinthe, but it is really just an after-dinner bitters liquer with the extra punch of a variety of 40+ secret herbs including some that are known to have psychological effects such as Saffron, Ginseng and St. John's Wort. It does seem to have some effect beyond just being alcohol but it's nowhere near as psychedelic or narcotic as it is rumored to be. Some people also consider it to be a great hangover cure.

I housesat for this guy in Hollywood and he had a case of Fernet in his liquor closet.

by JS January 16, 2004