Sneaky Pete

While having safe sex, the male withdraws and re-enters quickly, stripping the condom off in the process and going back in bareback

Melissa and I were doing it the other night and when she wasn't paying attention I pulled a Sneaky Pete on her

by JPnEB August 23, 2008

Phonication

An intimate, sexually oriented, extended phone call with a friend, also known as phone-boning....

Man, me and Melanie were in to some serious phonication last night

by JPnEB May 28, 2009

Carbo Loading

taking drugs and booze before a big event, Like Bernie Carbo admitted to before he hit his 3 run homer in the '75 Championship...

Man, I couldn't have given that speech if I hadn't smoked three joints, had 2 beers, a cup of coffee, some bennies and chewing tobacco before I went on...

Dude - that's some serious Carbo Loading!!!

by JPnEB April 02, 2010

Hairy Potter

a very hirsute female with hair all over her body

You seal the deal with that chick Melanie? Yeah, I did and she sure was a Hairy Potter but in a strange way, it was a turn-on...

by JPnEB May 24, 2008

Baltimore Chop

After engaging in doggy-style or anal sex, pulling your junk out and slamming it on the receiver's ass in a choppping motion to get that last blob of cum out...

When I got done bangin' Lois the other day, I pulled out and gave her a Baltimore Chop to clear the pipes...

by JPnEB March 31, 2009

Arnold Ziffel

a pseudonym (based on the loveable character from Green Acres) for when one's lover begins to perform analingus on them with the enthusiasm of a pig rooting around in a trough, complete with all the snorting and associated noises

Tina was giving me a massage last night and suddenly she went all Arnold Ziffel on me

by JPnEB August 24, 2008

rusty firepole

seen during anal sex when someone hasn't quite cleaned themselves properly

Man, I was reamin' this chick's ass out last week and when I pulled my shit out it looked like a rusty firepole

by JPnEB May 24, 2008