95 definitions by JP

Personal Jesus
Oh Cencu sibli tfajla (Please Cencu, find me a WOMAN with BIG TITS)
by JP December 08, 2003
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What President Bush says when he forgets his scripted answer and makes an accidental allusion to the most significant form of religious imperialism of all time.
Reporter: Well Mr. Bush, what are we going to do about these terrorists?

Bush: Well, we're going to conduct a crusade...

Reporter: *Cringe*
by JP May 01, 2004
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A system used by federal agencies to track and indicate fiscal dates in a filing system.
According to the indicators of the Perry System this file is ready for archiving.
by JP January 06, 2005
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someone that talks about gettin ass but never hits it
man he aint nuttin but an ass rambler
by jp October 27, 2003
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Laughably bad, random, or ridiculous resumes and other notes that people send into film production offices. Usually displayed on an office wall for the amusement of all.
David became highly embarassed when he saw his resume pinned up on the hegs wall next to an inmate's love letter to the child actor, a synopsis to an adult film called "Toy Story," and a picture of everyone in the office posing with a carboard cutout of Dean Cain as Superman.
by JP February 25, 2005
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Slang for cocaine. its not weed, its the other...
'he was chillin with the other too much and turned all shady'
by jp January 22, 2005
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To admire or express a liking for something or someone
This food is suckadelicious
by JP January 20, 2005
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