JP's definitions

GASTFU

The word GASTFU is and acronym for the newly-developed phrase "Gay Animal, Shut The Fuck Up" Used mainly by the highly sophisticated persons. :)

"GASTFU!!!" yelled the pissed schoolkid at his annoying teacher.

by JP December 6, 2004

fattymcfatfat

Noun: A person/thing that eats excessive amounts of food and may or may not be obese.

The Don's obese cat Fred is a FattyMcFatFat because he simply eats far too much.

by JP November 29, 2004

comeuppance

Tiny rubber super balls, such as the kind bought in supermarket vending machines.

"Kate threw a handfull of the things into the small room, and slammed the door before it's sole occupant could escape. 'You'll get your comeuppance!' She screamed."

by JP October 26, 2004

snoogle

To lay comfortably with another person without any ties to a relationship or thoughts of sex; completely platonic

My best friend and I snoogled while we watched a movie

by JP October 25, 2004

twatch

mix of a twat and a bitch

You worthless twatch! That was my damn bag!

by JP September 14, 2004

shigity shigity shwa

It comes from the retardedness on the internet.

Talk like a real person...

by jp September 5, 2004

g-shack

A wonderfully entertaining web stie created by the great Steve Ibsen. Responsible for such creations as "The Kitty Cat Dance" and "The Sexy Little Panda Bear"

Oh man, have you checked out g-shack lately? That's some funny stuff!

by jp August 4, 2004