shigity shigity shwa

It comes from the retardedness on the internet.

Talk like a real person...

by jp September 05, 2004

Jarbitrage

The identification and exploitation of a risk free situations by means of an elaborate scheme or scam for minor financial rewards.

Rico loved the jarbitrage of buying cases of soda at the store, then selling them individually for a nickel profit each.

by JP November 26, 2003

ninja rock

A ceramic fragment, usually from a broken spark plug, used to break car windows for petty thievery.

The ninja rock popped the cork on the brand new 540i, and we grabbed an ID and a checkbook.

by JP July 27, 2004

nuke-a-burger

or nuke-a-burger franchise. Another name for McDonalds. Named so, for their use of microwave ovens. Nuke means to heat in a microwave oven.

Hey, lets find a nuke-a-burger and get something to eat.

by jp February 04, 2004

ass rambler

someone that talks about gettin ass but never hits it

man he aint nuttin but an ass rambler

by jp October 27, 2003

Clintonian

A slang term for sexually deviant behavior among married adults

Refers to the sexual exploits of former President Clinton

Oh I know our relationship is so Clintonian...but the sex is better.

Several years ago there were several acts of Clintonian behavior committed in the oval (oral) office....

by Jp July 04, 2004

AM

Ante Meridian From Latin, "Before Midday." A.M. opposed to PM, Post Meridian or after midday.

I have to wake up at 6:00 AM.

by jp February 04, 2004