JP's definitions

jap-and-slap

An oriental massage parlor where men go for a hand-job and massage by an asian.

Let's hit the local jap-and-slap.

by jp January 23, 2004

Olsen Twins

Mary-Kate and Ashley. Every teenage boy's wet dream. Richest young people in America.

Damn, I wanna bone the Olsen Twins right now.

by JP June 27, 2004

Juntti

A.K.A. Redneck. Slang. Finnish language equivalent for Redneck. noun or verb

Your shirt is so Juntti

by JP July 16, 2003

loser cruiser

an old ugly shitty car

Ken will never get laid driving that loser cruiser!

by JP November 18, 2003

runt bag

A vagina that smells like runts

Hey liz your runtbag smells fruity don't you clean down there?

by jp January 14, 2004

JPirate

Noun: "amazingly awesome friend who has good taste in movies and music and will sit on your driveway with you and talk at 2/3 oclock in the morning, and who always lets you talk to her even if you dump a boatload of emotional crap that nobody else cares about on her" - Dough Kitty


See also: JP, oaojen

EX: JP hurdles like the wind.

by JP December 19, 2004

box of rocks

When a person, usually a male, has brain matter equivalent to a cardboard box containing a assortment of rocks with absolutely no street value. Not to be confused with a jewelry box.

Mike is a fuckin' box of rocks. He does the dumbest shit.

by JP May 13, 2005