Definitions by JP

Ahtari 

Letters "A" should be written with scandinavian alphabeth "Ä".
Finlands LeafNation headquarters. Best place to be in Finland.

Ähtäri. Finlands LeafNation headquarters. Best place to be in Finland.

Ahtari by JP May 9, 2004

Preen 

Bastardized form of the word Preteen--used to refer to someone who's being a teenage douchebag.

Man, that girl's acting like such a preen with her boyfriend.

Preen by JP May 8, 2004

Barenaked Ladies 

1) By far the coolest band in a long time. Great songwriting, great singing, great band dynamic.

2) Entertainment in a strip joint.

1) Barenaked Ladies rock my world!

2) Barenaked Ladies rock my world!

Barenaked Ladies by JP May 8, 2004

ferklempt

All worked up, on the verge of a breakdown.

"Oy Gevalt, I'm so ferklempt that I could plotz."

ferklempt by JP May 8, 2004

soapboxing 

1) To wax philosophical to promote your own agenda.

2) To get your message across to a number of people.

Michael Moore and Ann Coulter spend too much time soapboxing and not enough time not being stupid.

soapboxing by JP May 8, 2004

rip ass 

What the fat kid in the back row does when he passes colon air through his anus in the middle of class.

Holy shit! Did Rob just rip ass?

rip ass by JP May 8, 2004

Crusade 

What President Bush says when he forgets his scripted answer and makes an accidental allusion to the most significant form of religious imperialism of all time.

Reporter: Well Mr. Bush, what are we going to do about these terrorists?

Bush: Well, we're going to conduct a crusade...

Reporter: *Cringe*

Crusade by JP May 1, 2004