Definitions by JP

ninja rock 

A ceramic fragment, usually from a broken spark plug, used to break car windows for petty thievery.

The ninja rock popped the cork on the brand new 540i, and we grabbed an ID and a checkbook.

ninja rock by JP July 27, 2004

hun 

a bigoted soap dodging "peepul". very familiar with beastiality, shagging his daughter when his mum, and 50 sisters are on the rag, shouting no surrender, 1690, can always be seen with the obligitory rangers chain, the usual loyalist tattoos, and with the the obvious body odour it looks like its maybe time their love for Queen and country was repayed with communal showers or maybe if they take the roof off ibrox we can get them all together and blew them to smithereens.

not too many celebrities claim to be huns, just the "peepul" scum of the earth. 26+6= 1

hun by jp July 14, 2004

Clintonian 

A slang term for sexually deviant behavior among married adults

Refers to the sexual exploits of former President Clinton

Oh I know our relationship is so Clintonian...but the sex is better.

Several years ago there were several acts of Clintonian behavior committed in the oval (oral) office....

Clintonian by Jp July 4, 2004

Olsen Twins 

Mary-Kate and Ashley. Every teenage boy's wet dream. Richest young people in America.

Damn, I wanna bone the Olsen Twins right now.

Olsen Twins by JP June 27, 2004

ultimate frisbee 

A sport played by college kids and obsessive debaters when they should be studying.

We've got a big tourney coming up, let's go play some ultimate!

ultimate frisbee by JP June 27, 2004

booji 

Comes from the frech word bourgeois, meaning of the middle class. Is typically a derogratory term.

"Man that cell phone is booji, it doesnt even have a camera"
or damn
"That old ford of yours is booji"

booji by JP June 24, 2004

tongan 

Polynesians from the island of Tonga. Most are either Catholic or Mormon. They are some of the largest people ever. Bob Marley is like a god to them. The most heavily Tongan populated city in the United States is Euless, Texas. Most of them smoke weed which is what prevents a lot of them from making it big in the NFL. In about 6 years, everybody in America will know what a tongan is based on Ofa Moheatau. He'll be bussin heads in the NFL. They usually have a hate for Samoans. Samoans also have a hate for Tongans. Usually in any samoan on tongan fight, it is the tongan that wins. All Tongans are some how related. The entire race.

Tongans are huge!

tongan by JP June 17, 2004