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The best town in Cork, Ireland. Located a 5 minute drive away from the hole that's called Ballincollig, and a 20 minute drive from Cork city. It is the best and one of the biggest towns in Cork. The main G.A.A club in Ovens is Éire Óg (there's Farran, but nobody cares about them) and the main soccer club is Lakewood. To sum up Ovens kicks ass and you don't want to mess with anyone from there.
Guy 1: I heard that Ovens is better than sex.

Guy2: You bet your ass it is!
Ovens by JackO96 July 31, 2009
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We Gotta Move Some Microwave Ovens 

The sentence a Dire Straits fan uses to indicate he's leaving the room/area.
George: Wow, that was a fun night, man.
Bob: Hell yeah, bro.
George: You and Kyle gonna stick around for some drinks?
Bob: Nah, we gotta move some microwave ovens.

We got to install microwave ovens

Pulling Ovens 

sexual act involving oven mitts and strategically placed cookies
"omg did u hear that those two were pulling ovens last night?"
"ya theyre really kinky"
Pulling Ovens by elmpoyrhy February 1, 2008

dutch ovens 

To flatulate in ones blanket for the sake of warming themself up.
I was cold so I dutch ovened in my bed last night to warm it up.

A-lid ovens 

a collossal beast of man dedicated to what is right at whatever cost. he is widely regarded as the next nelson mandella as he has taken part in moving and ingenious campaigns featurng the popular slogan ' A-Lid Ovens says...'
he has cured the world of AIDS and is now working on a cure for cancer, he beleives he should be finished by next tuesday. he has campaigned against unprotected sex, vandalism and staying in school.
his only downfall is his good looks, this has given him a huge sense of confidence which can lead him into sticky situations, most recent examples are his racist remarks such as Niggers are peices of shit and whites are supreme.
it is commonly regarded that these changes in behaviour are due to the stress of finding a cure for cancer, he is 2 hours in progress and is very dedicated.
he is known for his dashing looks including extremely long giraffe like neck, glasses, illegal scarf and earphones.
he is known for being in a relationship with Abbie Norman, she supplies the artwork for his successful campaigns and is an intergrated part of his work, it is a common conspiracy that she is infact behind the racist remarks.
as far as the story goes they met over an intimate moment involving ear phones and a misunderstanding, this soon blossomed into a fruitful relationship and business venture.
the A-lid Ovensism is a key religion and is said to be the most popular in the world, recently overtaking islam, the religion relies solely on giving all your things to him and in reward he will grant you eternal life. the enterance fee is a pair of earphones.
to conclude, A-Lid Ovens is a brilliant role model to the youth and is said to be the next jesus.
Heil A-Lid Ovens!
A-lid Ovens says "respect your work surface and it will respect you."
A-lid ovens by Abbie Norman February 4, 2008

Overclocking the chocolate ovens 

1. (Literal phrase) in rimworld there is a mod that adds chocolate producing ovens that can be set to certain speeds

2. (Active phrase) while initiating sexual intercourse there are two ways this can be implied: a) a rimjob so fast that the givers tongue begins to tire and hurt, the receivers sphincter starts to burn from irritation. b) actual anal sex that is so rapid that it actually hurts
1. Mr. Max Cringe just asked his best-worker if he was overclocking the chocolate ovens to help increase production.

2a. Mr. Streamer asked Mrs. Streamer if she wouldn’t mind trying to overclock his chocolate ovens, just to spice things up.

2b. Matt and Dale would be the only ones I would ever have overclocking the chocolate ovens. I don’t care how much it hurt.
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