JOn's definitions

beer pong

n. A drinking game in which players attempt to throw ping pong balls across a table into an opponent's half-filled cups of beer. Players are required to drink the beer from any of their cups into which the opponent throws a ball. The first player to hit all their opponent's cups wins. The loser is required to drink whatever beer is left on the table (in opponent's cups). For sanitary reasons a cup of water is kept at either end of the table to wash the balls off after each throw, but if you've ever played you know it doesn't really help.

Note: Table size, number of players/cups, and house rules concerning bounces, misses, and crossovers vary depending on the college/fraternity/drinking club involved.

Addition: This definition of beer pong is technicaally Beirut, but the orginal version of beer pong is so widely unplayed that the name is now a synonym for Beirut, especially in the South and at public universities.

Abbie has a beer pong addiction, and we may have to intervene.

by Jon June 3, 2005

Internet

The net that's in swimming trunks.

God, that's scary. I think I just logged onto my internet.

by Jon May 13, 2005

Ghettolicious

Jon's word meaning either:
1. Someone consisting of extreme ghettoness

2. Jon

3. A sexy ass ahahah lol

4. A really hot chick

5. A sex term haahh

1. Paris Hilton is Ghettolicious.

2. They had Ghettolicious Sex.

by Jon April 2, 2005

Furmunda

The white gue that gathers under the penis directly following vaginal intercource.

Hold on buddy,ill be right over. I just got done punding my babe, Ineed to clean the furmunda off my balls.

by Jon February 8, 2005

grappa

Clear Italian rocket fuel. Made from the bits of grape vine that can't be used for making wine. Lethal in large doses.

It was a 4 grappa evening. I didn't see the next morning.

by Jon January 17, 2004

Makes Bank

A term for someone or somthing making lots of money in a short period of time.

Doug Said"iDNS makes bank"
This mean iDNS has made alot of money in a short period of time.

by Jon February 15, 2005

Pwned

anyone that says this word has NOOOOO life at all

i pwned that noob because i have no life and sit around all day playing video games!!

by Jon April 18, 2005