JOn's definitions

bill o'reilly

A middle aged conservative white male who like all middle aged conservative white males drone on and on and on about "morality" and "God".

Like all middle aged ocnservative white males, he also cheats on his wife and obviously has no respect for the impact it would have on his children

by jon April 2, 2005

capcom

Once innovative video game company who attracted people to amusement arcades long before the fighting franchises began, with games like: Commando, Ghosts'n'Goblins, Strider, Black Tiger, Mercs, Mega Twins, Vulgus, Willow, Three Wonders, 1942 and Mega Man. Then suddenly and inexplicably ceased to be innovative in 1991 with everything since Street Fighter II.

Capcom.. What went wrong?

by Jon January 13, 2004

fafoo

1. the name of a topical cream that dissolves anal warts
2. really stubborn dingleberries
3. a person that beats dogs mercilessly, only to nurse them back to health and beat them again.

1. I need some fafoo for my achin' ass.
2. I have a fafoo stuck on my ass hair.
3. Animal Control was called on that damn fafoo.

by Jon April 24, 2005

cotch

indeed from the old french coucher (to lie down), but the word couche (n) and Kouche (v) are both present in middle english, Chaucer meploys them.(largely due to the french influence on English, obviously). this also explains the ethnic variant "coootch" which some people use. also might be a variant of coach - originally Koche, named after the german town in which it was invented.

i'm enjoying my cotch. this room is a heavy cotch.

by jon December 1, 2004

flaboyant

A fat bird given to ostentatious or audacious display, when really she should know better.

She's so flaboyant.

by Jon March 10, 2004

comfartable

Providing physical comfort to the point of disregarding normaly accepted social behavior.

Free from all stress or anxiety; at complete ease: Producing feelings of ease or security.

A comfartable evening at home gasing out your girlfriend or close friends.

by Jon May 7, 2005

moofer

cocky; arrogant son of a bitch.

you are such a moofer

by Jon April 8, 2003