JOn's definitions

Joy

Oh great; ah man; rats; not again. Sarcastic expression of the joy NOT going to be felt after the implementation or description of the ensuing expression.

Oh joy, looks like we have more assignments to do before Thursday.

by Jon May 13, 2005

Siv

Siv is a person who enjoys doing his homework and loves school very much.

Siv is at home doing his homework again.

by Jon January 6, 2004

roll deep

Going somewhere with a large amount of people.

we rollin 20 deep in da club.

by jon October 9, 2003

beer pong

n. A drinking game in which players attempt to throw ping pong balls across a table into an opponent's half-filled cups of beer. Players are required to drink the beer from any of their cups into which the opponent throws a ball. The first player to hit all their opponent's cups wins. The loser is required to drink whatever beer is left on the table (in opponent's cups). For sanitary reasons a cup of water is kept at either end of the table to wash the balls off after each throw, but if you've ever played you know it doesn't really help.

Note: Table size, number of players/cups, and house rules concerning bounces, misses, and crossovers vary depending on the college/fraternity/drinking club involved.

Addition: This definition of beer pong is technicaally Beirut, but the orginal version of beer pong is so widely unplayed that the name is now a synonym for Beirut, especially in the South and at public universities.

Abbie has a beer pong addiction, and we may have to intervene.

by Jon June 3, 2005

YARR

A pirate saying used in ancient times that could interpret to almost anything today.

I'm going to kill you and rape your wenches. This is some good grog. My parrot just died. The last time we tried that the ship caught on fire. etc.

by Jon February 7, 2004

ur mom

What people say when the they lack the intelligence to think of any sort of comeback. It's a very redundant phrase. You'll say, "Hey, how's it goin'?" and your mother will be brought into the conversation out of nowhere.

Whomever uses this phrase in an argument, has automatically lost.

Me:Seriously, Napoleon Dynamite sucks.
Them:ur mom
Them:lol
Them:...
Me: Ohhh, original.
Them:STFU ur momz a ho
Me: At least I got one, motherfucka'!
Them has signed off

by Jon May 13, 2005

motley crue

best fuc*ing 80's band ever, i swaer to god the BEST!

kicksart my heart cuz i never stop

by jon April 30, 2004