JOhn Smith's definitions

penis eater

someone who eats dick
someone who loves the cock
a person who gives $1 SUCKY SUCKY
DICK DONER
NOB NIBBLER
SHAFT SHIFTER
TEA BAGGER

SHERMAN-DONT EAT THAT GUYS dick

by john smith November 26, 2003

Gimili

A horribly unattractive woman. Of male physical features. Resembles Gimili the troll, a character from the movie, The Lord of the Rings.

The woman we saw was certainly a gimili.

by John Smith September 21, 2003

stone thrower

racial slur for Palestinian Arabs

those damn stone throwers are always botherin the israeli tanks ya know!!!

by John Smith November 24, 2003

the bergsters

anoying set of twins that live in wisconsin. They often accociate them selves with team jesus and spaz and file harasment constantly.

O great next hour i have the bergsters in my class

by john smith January 16, 2004

am-3p

a song that comes in all sorts of variations on DDR.

am-3p
am-3p (303 bassmix)
am-3p (am east mix)
... and more

"I finally beat am-3p in standard mode"

"Stupid n00b"

by John Smith February 26, 2004

Miso

Some kind of soup I've never had before. Sean Connery's favorite type of food.

Alex Trebek: Any food item, it really doesn't matter. Just a food. Let's see what you put.
Sean Connery wrote, "What is miso". Very good! The first correctly answered question of the day, miso is a kind of soup. And he wagered.. horny. Miso. Horny.
Sean Connery: AHAHAHAHAH I GOT YA GOOD THAT TIME TRRRREBEK!

by John Smith October 17, 2004

maxlol

The funniest thing.

OMG, thats just MAXLOL!

by John Smith August 18, 2003