JOhn's definitions

world of pageantry

a message board full of assholes that share opinions that no one cares about. a bunch of asshats.

the world of pageantry forums is full of crappy user names and stupid posts.

by john May 6, 2005

gooberxxxzzz

a god like being. praised by all as the supreme being. better than everyone else. ultimate destroyer of people.

gooberxxxzzz destroyed that wtran and jrichmond over there with pure power. OMFG

by john May 6, 2005

pirate fuck

fuck her hard in the ass, pull it out, cum in her eye and kick her in the shin. She will get up standing on one leg with one eye closed, walking like she's drunk and swearing

Leroy pirate fucked his Girlfriend last night. she was mad as a wasp afterwards

by john May 14, 2005

fankst

A combination of "fake" and "angst", denoting, thus, "fankst" - used to describe poseur angst that currently runs rampant in popular media.

A good example would be the lyrics of Linkin Park or all the worrying that the rich kids on the shows of the WB engage in.

"Dude, you have nothing to be sad about, so knock off the fankst."

by John May 14, 2005

cooning it

driving like a black man!

"wig he was cooning it just then!"

by john December 1, 2006

bachelor party

A party a man's friends throw for him before he gets married. There is often heavy drinking and/or strippers (i.e. all the things that he won't be able to enjoy once he's married.)

Two weeks after Tom and Becky's engagement, Tom's friends blindfolded him, threw him in the back of their car, and took him to Layla's Tongue Shop in downtown Harlem. Then next morning, still hungover, he thanked them for a great bachelor party.

by John July 9, 2007

/F r

The term/command used in battle.net games such as starcraft, warcraft, or diablo in which someone is to remove(the r) someone from their friends list(the /f) which is capped at a maximum of 25 friends. This may be from the cause of inactivity of that friend, enraged at that friend, or just because he is a n00b.

ex 1:"Wow I hate beetis, he sucks at lost temple."
/F r Beetis

ex 2(RL Conditions):

"Omg Sally lost my eyeliner, that fucking bitch! /f r her ass, I don't like her"

by John December 28, 2007