JOhn's definitions

t-mobilize

a t-mobile user having a deep, rewarding, epiphinal conversation with another t-mobile user.

Hey Jebodiah! Let's T-mobilize homey G.

by John January 3, 2005

Towny

a kind of local scum bag hoe

you towny bastard

by john May 24, 2003

snow job

when a gentleman finishes inside a young lady's (or another gentleman for that matter) mouth and she kisses him...and expels the gentleman's ejaculation into his mouth.

sick.

'she give good dome?'

'awesome. except for the snow job. i had to kill her.'

by john April 13, 2005

JJ bus

The retard bus. In Lake County Ohio we used to have a bus company that had the short bus' that used to transport the retards to school. The company name was JJ something, hence the name.

Hey... look at all the retards on the JJ bus.

by John November 20, 2004

Schrub

A name used to define the sexual reproductive organs of robell, also responsable for secreting his trademark odor. "see babypoosmell" It is basically a flap of skin with blemishes all over it.

you are so ugly your appearance is comparable to that of a schrub.

by john November 29, 2003

nickerson

When you get so drunk that you shit yourself and shoot it all over the walls in the bathroom, including the door, shower, and the ceiling.

Hey, John just nickerson'ed last night.

by John March 10, 2004

wal-mart

A place where idiots like to shop and complain.

Hi sir this is the forth time all my fish have died from here. Would you like your money back? No i want to get more fish.

by JOHN December 13, 2003