JOhn's definitions

mansonite

A self-proclaimed moron who labels themselves "goth", and listens to MTV-friendly forced angst crap like Korn and predominantly Marylin Manson. They have no idea of where "goth" music evolved before it was corrupted by Hot Topic chains, and do not know who the Bauhaus, Das Ich, etc. are.
Insulting term used among intelligent people.

I fucking hate those mallpunk mansonites.

by John September 5, 2003

Hot Topic

A store for suburban pseudo-anti-capitalists to buy Anarchy and Good Charlotte shirts. A place where subcultures are marketed and confused children filled with fake angst come to by chain wallets and complex looking pants. A store that sells horrible music with the exceptions of an occasion indie, ebm, or prog. metal sampler.

That asshole had more Blink 182 albums than a Hot Topic store.

by John September 5, 2003

Gap

Trendy clothes made in miserable labor conditions.

Gap is fucking stupid.

by John September 5, 2003

hermaphrodite

a either gay or straight thing with a little dick and a little puss

lars is a hermaphrodite viking

by John September 5, 2003

madonna-whore complex

a career that is flatlining and needs cpr. See debbie gibson

now that britney spears' career has bounced back from a kiss, the rest of the mickey mouse club will develop a madonna-whore complex

by john September 8, 2003

turdbaster

(Sl.) Derog. term for one deemed of low moral fibre; Poss. reference to homosexuality. TURD, BASTER

Oi wiffbag, quit being such a turdbaster, you fucking waster!

by John September 10, 2003

pussy-whipped

Manhood

Any guy who has no control over his manhood, he trades it in for pussy, she knows it and uses it to control him.

by john September 12, 2003