JOSH's definitions

G-mail

Google's kick ass e-mail service that offers a gig of space to use.

G-Mail pwns j00r E-mail service.

by Josh July 16, 2004

turnip king

the turnip king was a tyrant. he lived in a castle made of dirt and ruled over all the vegetables. one day the farmer came and took the turnip king. the turnip king said "you can not eat me. i am the turnip king" but the farmer did not listen and he made the turnip king into soup. the vegetables stormed the castle and took the turnip queen, the turnip taughter, and the bastard son and left them out for the rabbits. the vegetables were then ruled by an elected potato.

i just gave one

by josh March 26, 2004

requirement

A must have. Needed to continue.

Having a hot girl is a requirement for a nice car.

by Josh January 30, 2004

1e

a device used most commonly by white americans in place of taking the time to roll a joint.

a metal paraphernalia which is able to house a "green like" substance for the purpose of smoking; with the end result of getting high.

It is just like when you are at a shopping center and you are with your Mom, and she asks you to recall someones name, and you can't. You instantly tell her it starts with a letter. Your Mom says as opposed to a number, everything starts with a letter. NOT TRUE! 1e starts with a number!!!

by Josh November 11, 2004

Analisational Facilitory Action

An ancient saying meaning that your music is way to progressive to even exist.

Josh Jove pulls off the Analisation Facilitory Action very often.

by Josh August 19, 2004

protection

to command a complete cessation of use of resources

The United States Federal Government should...wait...nothing meets....

by Josh August 29, 2004

software engineering

The profession of creating software

Mike wanted to get into software engineering, but is still in High School.

by Josh January 30, 2004