Cleak

I just cleaked really loud.
by Josh August 20, 2004
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nut log

something that looks like a mix of a nut and a log, or a short log
That left over piece of hot dog looks like a nut log.
by Josh April 05, 2005
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foodslut

1. a fat slut
2. the people who consistently eat the buffet at dominos
3. a growing percentage of america
Man: I just thought you were some random foodslut.
Woman: I'm not a fucking foodslut.

Man: The surgeon general has just issued a new study that indicates the percentage of foodsluts in America is on the rise.

Child(slang): But mom, I don't want to go to that camp - only foodsluts go to that camp.
by Josh November 27, 2003
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styngn

it means anything and everything you want it to its ever universal
thats styngn
by josh April 21, 2004
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lappy

Short for laptop computer, especially old and outdated models.
What's your lappy weigh, like 42 pounds?

How many pictures of Parker Posey can you fit on your Lappy's 2 mb hard drive?

I bet I can hold my breath longer than your lappy's 5 minute battery life.

Your lappy looks like it's packing about 512k of RAM -- or am I a bit high?

Nice plastic rectangle -- erm, I mean, lappy.

My lappy 486 is the love of my life!
by Josh December 01, 2004
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hottest person alive

Gia C.
Gia C.
by Josh October 12, 2003
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Duff Head

Someone who acts very stupid and draws un-wanted attention to them. This person is ususall not popualar.
by Josh January 12, 2004
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