exhausterbated

Extreme exhaustion brought on my excessive masturbation.

Whew I am exhausterbated.

by Josh August 07, 2004

lez

Two females that are are atracted to eack other.

O dani rub my cold perky nipples.

by josh November 28, 2003

lmb

acronym for lick my balls

you can lmb while i tea bag you

by josh August 07, 2003

Absent

The state of not being where you are supposed to be.

Yo cracka, that bitch is absent because she's workin' the streets.

by Josh July 16, 2004

chickety chunk

something crazy, often used with ba-donka-donk.

Man, that ba-donka-don is some chickety chunk.

by Josh March 05, 2004

flotch

See felch

I flotched your Mom last night.
9 out of 10 dentists recommend you flotch every day.

by Josh February 11, 2003

You're killing me

1) Used in reference to being let down by an individual or to an individual who is not doing their share of the work, ie: slacking off

2) A phrase uttered often by Best Buy store manager Abbas Sharr to his employees

3) A phrase uttered by Abbas Sharr that his employees believed he picked up from watching "The Sandlot" too much.

1) You didn't do your half of the class project? You're killing me here.

2) Abbas: How did that last sale go, did you get them to buy the service plan?
Employee: No, they didn't want the service plan.
Abbas: Damn, you're killing me.

3) You're killing me Smalls!

by Josh May 07, 2003