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kate sip

To take a fake sip of alcohol and then prouncing to everyone that, "Im sooooo wasted!"
Dude, I was drinking my margarita when Kate grabbed it, poured absolut voldka into it, took a small sip, spat it out onto the floor, and then started yelling at everyone that she was so wasted! It was a Kate sip!
by Jonathan June 18, 2006
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The TU Plastics

skanky blonde Trojan cheerleaders, refuse to walk anywhere, all hook up with the same people and practice on each other, suck at cheerleading and only do it to get some ass, which they do on a regular basis b.c they are all WHORES!
by Jonathan December 13, 2004
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M.O.B

Money over Bitches aka members of the block aka money off the books aka money over bullshit.
Your money is your currency, your niggaz,family, education.anything that deals wit sucess. a bitch is anyone or thing that gets in the way of that. mob 4 life ,from da southside 2 h-block n all da way 2 baisley projects.
by Jonathan November 27, 2003
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bumfucked

The act of having your bum fucked. Taking a dick up your ass for sexual gratification purposes.
The young gay lad was worried because he knew that now he had Come Out and accepted his sexuality, that he would more than likely get bumfucked. Why couldn't his life be easy like lesbians who just Come Out and get on with things? Why would he have to bend over and take it up the ass? Sheesh, he wasn't looking forward to being bumfucked but it would be a part of his life now.
by Jonathan June 22, 2004
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your mom

Used as a comeback...
so what did you and your date wear to sadies?

I wore your mom...actually i kinda wore her out....
by Jonathan June 10, 2006
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buttsausage

Buttsausage. The term for a gay man's enormous cock, that he puts up other men's butts, forcing them to fart like mad as their rectums strain to handle the girth.
The gay fella saw the young dude in the white jeans and couldn't help but look at his big package. He wondered if he could take all that buttsausage. His crack was still a bit tender from the night before so he thought better of it but what a wonderful idea it had been.
by Jonathan October 4, 2004
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burger shot

A punch to the cooter.
Smashing the vagina with your fist.
She wouldn't put out so I gave her a burger shot.
by Jonathan December 4, 2004
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