JOHN's definitions

baby seal

An assault rifle carrying monster, who relentlessly preys on Midwest college students. This Gargantuan is nocturnal and comes out to feed at night. Despite its cute appearance, Midwest college students should fear for their lives.

Oh no, watch out for the baby seal!

by John April 12, 2004

28 days later

In England, "28 days later" is roughly the equivalent of "four to six weeks later" in America -- like when you order something out of a catalog and they say the merchandise will be arriving in the near future.

Thank you for ordering "The Greatest Hits of Kathie Lee Gifford." You can expect it 28 days later.

by John March 20, 2004

grumpty

Like a numpty but grumpy. Regional variations include 'Perksy'

cheer up you grumpty

by John July 17, 2003

oc

Rich ass county with kids that think they make good hardcore.

Throwdown? Yeah, that's a suck ass OC band.

by John December 3, 2003

rizz

1. To be equal or less then useless
2. To be sexually inactive to the oppisite sex
3. To be an outcasted, voted out
4. To have an IP 65.197.202.254
5. To be related to zezima

1. He is feeling so rizz today.
3. He was rizzed out by the elders.

by John December 11, 2004

battlefield 1942

An addicting on-line first-person shooter that re-enacts real WWII battles. A game that frequently involves spilling out an entire clip of ammunition on an opponent 2 feet away yet entirely missing.

Most players can be classified into 4 categories.

1. Players who know what they are doing.
2. Players who do nothing but camp next to planes and promply crash them into trees.
3. Players who do nothing but be annoying snipers and puss out for the entire battle.
4. Suicidal n00bs who shoot everyone and anything.

Player 1: Wait! I want to get in the boat to get to shore!
Player 2: STFU! I'm taking this 8 passenger boat for myself!

by John September 1, 2004

Flaps Akimbo

Huge bacon bits spread wide and ready for action.

"man she was gagging for it, she was flaps akimbo"

by John March 10, 2005