JOHN's definitions

Faggort

A homosexual anus eating cock choking spooge slurper who gets intercourse only when his dad is feeling randy.

Connor and James are faggorts.

by John July 13, 2003

isaacliu

A person who backs up into a dumpster.

Oh man, my insurance went up because I was an isaacliu and backed up into a dumpster.

by John September 1, 2004

playstaion 2

the worst system ever invented with the worst game ideas and games ever released

super gumball man with the fun filled game play of filling up gumball machines...ohh how funn

by john May 4, 2003

Mariya

One who talks a lot but is smart and PMS a lot an sometimes a BITCH!

Mariya feels good when she PMS

by John April 13, 2005

Tokyo Rifle

The act of smoking cannibis

Yo brah right on uh tokyo rifle
lol
omg

by John December 18, 2003

Joyce Lyn Winter

1. Uber-Gorgeous, cute, and very friendly.

1. That girl is such a Joyce Lyn Winter.

by John October 23, 2004

banana funk

a goddamn asshole, MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Dude 1: 'I'm American maaaaan.'
Dude 2: 'Word, Banana funk brother!'

by John May 3, 2004