JOHN's definitions

Goody gumdrops

A sarcastic usage of which expresses happiness or pleasure.

"I'm going to give you $1,000"
"Goody gumdrops"

by john February 25, 2004

penis

An ultimate source of human beings.

Son, penis is your creator

by John May 13, 2005

chump change

A decription of "nice" of a man by a woman.

Shawna called Dan "nice", he ain't nothing bu chump-change.

by John May 22, 2003

hep

Hepatitis. A disease which affects the liver. There are 3 types, A, B, and C.

jimmy's got hep hep c from the H.

by john January 2, 2005

santa

Thousands of years ago, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claus, an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of mammoth bones and his own waste. Hurling them at chimp like creatures with crinkled hands, regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so called toys were buried as witches and defecated upon and hurled at predators that were awoken by the searing grunts of their children. It wasn't a holly-jolly Christmas that year, for many were killed...

A warlike race of elves from the tenth planet landed on the ice-encased Earth and were immeadiatly enslaved by the unevolved Santa-ape to make his toys using galatic elven technology. For ever more fancier models, toys were made into recognizable shapes and given names like "train." But these toys were also thrown at predators and defecated upon because they were so stupid, Christmas still sucked in a big way.

Now he is a machine.

by John January 13, 2004

CSI

Crime Scene Investigation

Tv show

by John March 6, 2003

grundle

v. to lick the grundle

I'll usually ask someone to grundle me for awhile before moving on to rimming.

by John November 30, 2003